Part 4 (Snogre town)

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You and Tord walked around 'Snogre' as they called it. You met a LOT of snowmen.

*You choose act, you talk to the snowman.* And after you talked to them you spared them, it was boring but at least they gave you some coins. You then stumbled on Tom again, with his usual grumpy looking face, you didn't know why Tord didn't like him. I guess it was just a thing people did.

"Heya kid," Tom greeted."I have some advice for ya, if Jon tries to ya know... Fight with you, he might summon magical harpoons like I do, but if you see the blue ones, don't move. Just think of it as a blue stop sign, if it's blue, stop."

"Thanks, I'll remember that." You said to Tom with a smile, Tord grumbled a little. He really did hate the guy... You solved a few puzzles, put on some gloves you found in a chest, and met more foes that you spared. You played a little snow ball golf, just walked around, Tord was getting bored. You then saw Tom and Jon up ahead, they both turned and looked at you, looked at each, and did the same process until they were spinning. You snickered.

"TOM!!!" Jon shouted,"OH MY GOD IS THAT A BLUE?!"

"Nah, looks more like a snowman to me." Tom replied, you looked behind you to see a snowman.

"Oh."

"But what's that in front of the snowman?"

"OH MY GOD!!! (Is that a blue?)

"(Yes.)"

"OH MY GOD!! TOM I FINALLY DID IT!! EDUARDO WILL... I'LL BE POPULAR!! POPULAR!! POPULAR!!" You chuckled at him."Hmm... Blue! You shall not pass this area! I the amazing Jon will stop you!" You took a good look at him, you could because you had to hide last time. He had on some battle armor, a sky blue scarf, and what looked to be a T-shirt underneath all that armor.

"Ugh.." Tord mumbled.

"Then I will capture you!!" Jon said loudly,"You will be delivered to the capital! THEN! Then... I'm not sure what happens next... In any case! Continue if you dare! WE HA HA HA HA HA!!!" Jon then ran off.

"Well, that went great." Tom said in a sarcastic tone."Don't sweat it kiddo, I'll keep an eye out for ya, if I had any that was." Tom then followed Jon, your phone that Patryk gave you started to ring. You answered hoping it was Patryk checking up on you.

"H-Hello? Uh.." A voice said nervously."I would uh.. Like a pizza, with uh... I'll just send them to you.." But your phone was too old to receive texts. It reads out loud, character by character, an ASCII art of some neko cartoon. The voice then hung up.

"Umm... What the heck was that all about it?" Tord asked you hearing the whole thing.

"Probably someone just got the wrong number," You responded putting the phone back in your pocket. You then saw a cardboard station, you read the note on it.

'WHO BUILT THIS MAGNIFICENT FORTRESS YOU ASK? AN AMAZING ROYAL GUARD!!

(NOT AN AMAZING ROYAL GUARD YET.)' You then stumbled onto a penguin, he had a scar across his right eye which made him look kind of cool. But since he was a penguin he was adorable to you!

"Blue! I am general Noot Noot!" The penguin shouted pointing a sword at you. Then he summoned some of his ice powers to attack you, you dodged them all.

"Aw! You're so cute!" You said petting the little penguin's head, he blushed and squirmed away.

"PET?" The penguin said mindlessly."PET? PAT? POT?" He kept repeating the same words over and over still throwing the ice attacks at you.

*You choose act, pet* You continued to pet the small penguin.

"Your petting is making me sick," Tord said a little annoyed."Just spare him already!"

"Alright you don't have to be a baby about it," You mumbled back to him.

*You choose mercy, spare*

General Noot Noot then walked off embarrassed, his face was all red and everything. You then keep walking with a smile, you see a snogre just standing there. But you sense some life in it, you walk up to the snogre.

"You know, I've always wanted to see the world..." The snogre mumbled, then he realized you were there."Could you take my body part to throughout the underworld? Please return it once you've reached the end." You nodded and did a pinkie promise, Tord rolled his eyes like usual. You read the sign that was nearby.

'North-Ice
South-Ice
West-Ice
East- Snowdin, and ice...'

You decide to go east, because well, logic. You then started to walk east, and you saw Tom and Jon waiting for you. There seemed to be a glass floor, you knew this was a trap, so you stopped right in front of the glass floor.

"WE HA HA!! HELLO BLUE!" Jon shouted,"IN ORDER FOR ME AND MY BROTHER TO STOP YOU, WE CREATED A SERIES OF PUZZLES! WELCOME TO THE ELECTRICITY FLOOR! IF YOU TOUCH THE WALLS OF THIS MAZE," Jon held out a blue orb."I BET YOU'LL FIND THIS SHOCKING! WE HA HA HA!!" Tord was trying not to laugh, so was Tom."THE AMOUNT OF FUN YOU WILL HAVE... Is not that much really.." You carefully walked across the glass, you hit a wall and Jon was shocked. Tord bursted into laughter.

"HA!!! Is this seriously who Tom hangs out with?!" Tord laughed wiping a tear from his eye.

"TOM!!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!" Jon yelled.

"I think Blue has to hold the orb," Tom replied.

"Oh." Jon walked over to you and put the orb on your head, you noticed that he left some footprints  that was the right path. Tord snickered at Jon's stupid act. You walked on the footprints that Jon left and pretended you solved it so easily. "WOW!! YOU SOLVED THAT PUZZLE EASILY! Too easily... Blue! A few more puzzles to go! They won't be as easy! WE HA HA HA!"

"Wow," Tord said as Jon walked away."I can't believe Tom is hanging out with this guy. I mean, Eduardo and his pals are... They treated us like trash! They made fun of Edd an..." Edd, that's the guy Tord doesn't want to mention."Well... I don't see Matt anymore, I heard he became famous. I guess Jon tried to cheer Tom up by hanging out with him... Jon was always a nice guy, I'll let it slide..." You smiled at him, he was changing a little, especially since he mentioned Edd. Who was Edd? You went through more of Tom and Jon's puzzles, Tom really didn't try on his, it was just crossword. Then the path thingy, that wasn't hard. But if Tord had popcorn, he would probably be eating it. Then the last puzzle, a bridge painted stone path.

"Now blue!! The last puzzle!" Jon shouted, he pressed a button and fire, axes, and a tied up dog appeared."Now if I pull this lever, you will have to cross this puzzle!!" You waited, ready for the challenge... But nothing came.

"Well? Pull the lever Jon," Tom said.

"Actually! I just remembered! This was for Eduardo!" Jon said pressing the button again getting rid of everything in front of you. Jon then walked off without a word, Tom followed.

"Aw man! I wanted to see you on fire!!" Tord whined, you tried to punch him, but you went through him. You walked into Snogre town, it was beautiful! You went to the store to buy some bacon flavored cola and some cinnamon rolls. You kept walking, talking to everyone, you then saw Jon waiting for you at the end....

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