"WE HA HA HA!! Hello blue!" Jon shouted,"Prepare to be captured!!!!" Your soul then popped out, you floated over the harpoons. This was too easy, this fight would be a breeze! You decided, to... *Flirt*
"Hey Jon! Did you know I can cook?" You asked Jon,"But not just any food... I can cook pancakes!" Jon blushed a little, but shook it off.
"Wow, this should be interesting..." Tord said to himself. Jon continued to throw harpoons at you, but you hit the ground. Your soul was now blue, not red. He said something about a special attack, was this it?
"You're blue now!! That's my attack!" Jon shouted, the harpoons came faster and stronger. But, you continued to flirt since talking didn't do much.
"Hey Jon! I like your battle body! It suits you!" You flirted.
"L-Let's date after I capture you!!" Jon said flustered, you continued to flirt. Jon was about ready to do his 'Ultimate attack.' Tord was just floating around, he went through Jon a few times."Get ready blue!! My ultimate attack!!!" There was only one harpoon, you jumped over it and was confused. Then harpoons came out of nowhere and you quickly jumped over them, you saw a harpoon on a skateboard, and a huge harpoon you managed to jump over.
"You know, you could've done that in the first place." Tord said with a smirk.
"Shut up," You grumbled at him. Jon was huffing and puffing.
"I... I can't capture you! You're just too nice! And you've fallen for me!" Jon said with a frown, you walked over to him and patted his back.
"It's ok Jon, you're still cool!" You said, Jon lighted up. He then threw you over his shoulder and carried you to his house, after you two walked in he set you down. You started to check out the place, you went to the kitchen... It had a really high sink.
"What's that? A small room?" Tord asked you, you shrugged.
"Impressed? I improved the height of my sink to fit more harpoons under it! Take a looksy!" Jon said proudly, you opened it and found a white fox chewing on it like a dog with a chewing toy."What?! Catch that meddling creature!" You didn't, you let it run through the fox door."Blast!!" Tom then came out of him room and played the bass.
"🎵Dun dun dun🎵" Tom played.
"Tom!! Stop ruining my life with your bass Susan!!" Jon shouted. You then walked over to a blue hoodie."Tom!! Pick up your hoodie!!"
"Ok." Tom replied.
"Take it to your room! Not move it to the right!"
"Ok."
"You just put it back!"
"I know."
"Ugh!! Whatever!!!!" You and Tord snickered. You then walk to Jon's room, Jon followed you up the steps. He opened the door and opened the door pretending to be a butler, you giggled and Tord rolled his eyes.
"Such a gentleman.." Tord said in sarcasm. You walked up to Jon, your soul came out again. He took off his clothes..."WOAH!!! YOU AIN'T SCREWING (Y/N)!!! I'LL HAVE TO WATCH!!!" But it turned out to be another set of clothes, he had a tank top that said 'cool dude', a cap, two soccer ball on his shoulders, and shorts.
"WE HA HA HA!!!" Jon shouted,"Like it?" You gave him a thumbs up. Your date power increased, he asked you to find the surprise he hid from you, in his hat were some pancakes. You ate some, they were awful, but you smiled. You kept complimenting him, and finally he gave in.
"Wow, pathetic." Tord said.
"Your such a GREAT person Tord." You whispered in sarcasm.
"Blue, the date was... Amazing, but..." Jon paused."I don't have the same feelings as you do, but to make it up to you... I'll be your BFF! Deal?" You shook his hand and waved goodbye to the back eyes bros. You then walked over to the river man, he looked like an alien, with a hoodie and one eye.
"Off we go then," was all the alien said."Tra la la!"
YOU ARE READING
Eddstale, Eddsworld + Undertale crossover.. And an x reader if you want😆
De Todo(Y/n) was part of the blue army, until she fell down a hole in Mt.Edd. Yes, you will be in this story🤠. Because I can't think of who would be Frisk, by the way if you see any art it's not mine ok? Anyway, what will happen in the underworld??
