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An astronaut graduated near the bottom of his class. On his first mission into space, he was teamed up with a monkey. They each got an envelope that they were to open once they got into orbit, with instrctios for their mission. Once they had blasted off and were in space, the monkey opened his envelope,read the instructions, and began hitting buttons and flicking switches. The astronaut opened his own envelope and found a note that read:

"Feed the monkey."

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