A private eye had just moved into her new office when there was a knock at the door. She wanted to make a good impression, so she yelled "Come in!" and picked up the phone, pretending to be talking to someone very important. The visitor waited patiently, and after a minute the detective hung up the phone and said, "As you can see I'm very busy. What can I do for you?"
"Not much," replied the visitor. "I'm here to hook up your phone."
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