bts twitter ↣ boyxboy [book 1]

#187 - [group chat]

iMessage chat - We're Weird

JB – Okay, now we solve the problem that is called Chanbaek

Chanyeol – That's just stupid dad, everything is bullshit 😒

Seokjin – Yah, you giant don't you dare curse when Kookie is in this chat. 😡 I don't want my innocent child hearing those words

Kookie – Eomma? C'mon I am a rebel. What are you talking about? 🙄

Seokjin – I will whip your ass Jeon. Better be quiet

Yoongi – Trust me Kook. You don't want Jin angry. I can still feel the pain from when he hit me months ago

Jimin – Okay can we get back to Chanbaek?

Baekhyun – There's nothing to talk about 😶

Sehun – Hyung be quiet please

Hoseok – Look here you peasants if my TaeTae will cry one more time because of Chabaek I am committing a crime and Jiminie is joining me 🔪🔪🔪

Jimin – Yeah, I am. Always helping Hobi hyung

JR – Okay, what's the matter with you Chanbaek?

Chanyeol – Baek is too annoying, he's clingy 😑

Baekhyun – Chanyeol is being an asshole to me. All I wanted was snuggle him and he just yelled at me 🙁

Chanyeol – It's really annoying when you're being clingy

Baekhyung – Well excuse me I wanted to be close to you after what I heard

Chanyeol – After what you heard? What did you hear?

Baekhyun – It doesn't matter, now does it? I am just too annoying so why should you listen to me. I am leaving

Baekhyun left the chat 'We're Weird'

Lay – Wait, what he heard... fuck, Chanyeol you fucked up!!

Chanyeol – WHAT DID I DO HYUNG?!

Kris – Oh FoR FuCk'S sAkE!!

Luhan – I think I know where this is going...

Chanyeol – CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT HAPPENED?!

Xiumin – I think Baekhyun heard about you kissing that girl for a dare 💥😶🔫

Chanyeol – WHAT THE FUCK?

Jimin – What?

Yoongi – wha?

Jin – WHAT?

Namjoon – WhAt?

Taehyung – HOLD ON A SECOND, WHAT?!

Jin - Whuuuut?!

Chanyeol – Shit, shit, shit. My baek!

Sehun – A little bit late now hyung, don't you think? 😒😒😒

Kai – So that's why he was being clingy. He felt like you would leave him... 😣😣

D.O – I am pretty sure he was being insecure... oh my poor hyung 😔😔😔

Taehyung – Okay Chanyeol listen here you, go find my eomma and you two better make up or I will come and fight you... I don't care if you're my dad or not. FIND MY EOMMA, NOW!

Chen – I am going to help you Chanyeol. I think I know where he can be

Chanyeol – At his grandma's house. I AM SURE

D.O – YAS. LET'S GO TO HIS GRANDMA'S HOUSE 😁

Kai – Babe please calm down. This is serious

Chanyeol – Tae, my child, I promise appa will find my lovely Baek. I was stupid, Baek doesn't deserve this shit... hopefully he'll forgive me

Taehyung – Sorry for yelling at you appa. Yes, go find my eomma pleaseu

Chanyeol – I will Tae 🤞

Jungkook – Yay! Now everyone will be happy

Taehyung – Kookie I wanna cuddle my little bunny. Come here please

Jungkook – Okay hyung, let me finish up with my homework and I'll come to your room ☺️

Jackson – Sorry we're late, it's good to know that Chanyeol is trying

Mark – YAAAAS, finally

BamBam – Well, this was expected. #TeamChanbaek

Yugyeom – Phew I am tired

Namjoon – Where were you four?

Yugyeom – Um...

Jackson – Well... we were kind of busy...?

Jin – Okay, I get what they were doing 😑

JB – I told you guys to use protection, did you?

Jackson – I think Yugyeom didn't 😅 because I heard BamBam moaning from the other bedroom where me and Mark were

Yugyeom – Yah! I used protection, BamBam is just too loud

BamBam – I am seriously going to chop your balls off Yugy 😠

Yugyeom – Love you too babe