group chat convos-- tracob au- complete

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10/14/16

casparl: i got his groupme

IMPATIENTBIOTCH: FUCKING ADD HIM

IMPATIENTBIOTCH: NO WAIT A SEC

IMPATIENTBIOTCH changed their name to troyeboye

troyeboy changed the name to three noodles and two rods

condabitch: what

troyeboye: trust me

troyeboye: please be nice and make me look rly good

troyeboye: ADD HIM CASP

casparl added jakebitch to three noodles and two rods

condabitch: ay someone else has a good sense of humor

tyty: babe

condabitch: what

tyty: you don't have a sense of humor. its just sarcasm

condabitch: S A R C A S M B I T C H

jakebitch: I can tell yall are great friends

condabitch: tyty and i are dating lol

jakebitch: i never would have guessed

troyeboye: they waited 2 wEEKS TO TELL Us

tyty: still salty?

troyeboye: yes

jakebitch: so what are yall's names

condabitch: connor

tyty: tyler

troyeboye: troye

casparl: caspar

jjenkins: jedidiah

jakebitch: im jacob

jakebitch: and troy with an e?

troyeboye: my parents are fucked up

jakebitch: lol k

tyty: WE DO NOT SAY LOL HERE

troyeboye: lol

condabon: lol

jjenkins: lol

casparl: lol

jakebitch: salty

condabon: my specialty

jakebitch: and whats with the name of the chat

troyeboye: we call the gays noodles and the heteros rods

jakebitch: whos the gays

condabon: you called

tyty: im here

jakebitch: i knew about u two since ur dating but whos the third

tyty: that would be mr. troye sivan mellet king of all gays

troyeboye: you called?

jakebitch: haha (better than lol?)

tyty: way better

troyeboye: now that you're here we need to change the name, so how gay are you on a scale of 1 to 10

jakebitch: a solid 17

troyeboye changed the name to 4 noodles and 2 rods

tyty: 2/1 ratio HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

condabitch: troye is also very single

troyeboye: CONNORRRRR

jakebitch: lol same

troyeboye: IM GOING TO KILLLLLLL YOU CONERRRR

condabitch: its connor

troyeboye: i know

jakebitch: what do you look like

troyeboye: you want a pic

jakebitch: yes but no noods

troyeboye:

jakebitch: ooo i like the nose ring

troyeboye: haha thx

troyeboye: now a pic of you

jakebitch:

troyeboye: i said no nOODS

jakebitch: actually i did but okay

condabitch: silently ships tracob in the corner

jakebitch: tracob?

tyty: the ship name

troyeboye: please noooooo

jakebitch: troye do you go to king davids?

troyeboye: yessir i do

jakebitch: so ill see u there tomorrow

troyeboye: sure