Tag book And Random Things I Do. :p

A random thangy #1

Now u may be wondering- Why is the chapter name this name thingy? Or why did the fuckn' book title change? Um I can explain- its because I shitting jesus can :D

I'm sorreh don't murder me-

Anyway ima tell u guys of how my 'pet duck' turned into a crystal and all that stuffz.

Okay so one day in science there was a student teacher in there even tho she goes to reading often. Let's call her Mrs. Petersdon- and Mrs. Peterdon was an okay teacher. She brought in crystals and such and what's weird about it is that when we were done learning about crystals and how they form into them was when we had to do it ourselves.

We had to have a cleaning pipe and a string, and den make it nice and pretty by bending the cleaning pipe to make a shape, I accidentally made a duck without wings but for the rope I used it for little dangling legs.

And then here's the sad part that comes on. As I was about to name my duck Jerold, Mrs. Peterdon takes my duck away and puts hiM IN FUCKING BOILING HOT WATER.

I know this was just how to make crystals buT WTF-

And as kids were talking while she was dipping other peoples crafts into the boiling water and then Mrs. Peterdon said, "Did I say you could talk?" And everyone said no but mE I said a soft yes.

And the kid who was sitting beside me heard me and looked at me weirdly. And then the regular teacher spoke up, "I thought I heard a Yes Mrs. Peterdon." And the kid definitely looked at me weirdly for that and I just stared back and didn't say anything. And when no one spoke the student teacher said, "That's disrespectful."

But me in my head was doing (sorry for caps): 'DISRESPECTFUL?!!! EXCUSE ME BUT I'M NOT THE ONE WHO MURDERED MY DUCK IN BOILING HOT WATER- I DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO NAME HIM AND U TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME. U. DIRTY. FILTHY. PERSON- I CAN'T BELIEVE U EVEN CALL URSELF AN ALMOST TO BE TEACHER. LIKE SHIT DUDE. WTF.'

And den the next day I get him back he was wet- one of his legs was fused together as him since he was a newborm crystal. But there was something in particular that made me sad and furious at Mrs. Peterdon. The other leg that was free from being not fused was a little stubby leg- smaller than I remembered. And I realized- she cut off a little bit of that leg.

I'M NEVER TRUSTING HER AGAIN WITH JEROLD- >:C SHE'S CROSSED THE BLOODY LINE.

Anyway that's how Jerold was murdered as and turned into crystal- those two days were the most saddest days of my life. Anyway I'll cya later. Bye bye! ~Moon