Alyssa's Pov
"Ha ha ha!! You're so nice! Thanks for the compliment Kalel." I said laughing my head off.
"#laughingmyheadoffcausekalelcalledmeab**ch!" Is what I thought throughout my non-attractive laughing session.
"Why are you laughing?" Kalel said placing a hand on her hip and glaring at me.
"Oh well cause you called me a b**ch Kalel. Thanks for the compliment." I said.
"What? You are so confusing b**ch." Kalel said. Then she turned and walked away with Melanie and Tristan in tow.
"Nice like ice Lyssa!" Bethany said hi-five-ing me.
"What are you guys so freakin' happy about? Kalel just called you a b**ch multiple times and you look like you don't give a f**k." Ian said.
"You're right brother. I don't give a f**k. But I do love her b**ch compliments." I said.
They looked at me like I was crazy. But I'm not crazy. I'm a psychopath.
Lol XD!!!
"Okay so me and Bethany came up with this two years ago. So when someone calls you a b**ch it's actually a compliment." I said.
They still looked lost except for Bethany who rolled her eyes at them.
"Okay, to make things clear. A b**ch is a female dog. A dog is a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. Therefore Kalel called Lyssa beautiful multiple times." Bethany said.
"Ohhhhhh." Ian and Anthony said in unison.
"Yeah, now can you guys bring us or what?" I asked.
"Sure b**ch." Anthony said looking at me. I blushed while Ian and Bethany were going 'oooohhhhh'.
I laughed and got into the car. I got my beautiful or should I say b**ch iPod and plugged in my earphones.
I scrolled down my music list and finally got to my favourite song, "What The Hell" by Avril Lavigne.
Bethany looked at me as I started to hum along with the song. Ooh that rhymed!
"Whatcha listening to?" Bethany asked taking my iPod away from me.
"What The Hell." I said. "I love that song!" Bethany said.
She took out the earphones out so we could listen to it together.
"Ugh stop that piece of crap that you call a song!" Ian said.
Me and Bethany smiled evilly and started to sing terribly along from the beginning because I don't want Ian and Anthony to know that I can sing.
"You say that I'm messin' with your head
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
All 'cause I was making out with your friend
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Love hurts whether it's right or wrong
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I can't stop, 'cause I'm having too much fun
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
You're on your knees, beggin' please "stay with me"
But honestly, I just need to be a little crazy
All my life I've been good but now
Ooohhh
I'm thinking "What the hell?"
All I want is to mess around, and I don't really care about
If you love me, if you hate me
You can't save me, baby, baby
All my life I've been good but now whoa "What the hell?"
What, What, What, What the hell?
So what if I go out on a million dates?
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
You never call or listen to me anyway
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'd rather rage than sit around and wait all day
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Don't get me wrong, I just need some time to play
(Yeah)
You're on your knees, beggin' please "stay with me" (Va fan!)
But honestly, I just need to be a little crazy (Crazy!)
All my life I've been good but now
Ooohhh
I'm thinking "What the hell?"
All I want is to mess around, and I don't really care about
If you love me, if you hate me
You can't save me, baby, baby
All my life I've been good but now whoa "What the hell?"
La la la la la la la la whoa whoa [x2]
(La la la la la la la la)
You say that I'm messing with your head
Boy, I like messing in your bed
(La la la la la la la la)
Yeah, I am messing with your head
When I'm messing with you in bed
All my life I've been good but now
Ooohhh
I'm thinking "What the hell?"
All I want is to mess around, and I don't really care about
All my life I've been good but now
Ooohhh
I'm thinking "What the hell?"
All I want is to mess around, and I don't really care about
If you love me, if you hate me
You can't save me, baby, baby
All my life I've been good but now whoa "What the hell?"
La, la,
La la la la la,
La,
La la la la la, la"
Ian and Anthony started sining a different song so then it became a riff-off (Pitch Perfect!).
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A/N Yay!!! A new chapter!!! Enjoy my book people!!!
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Just Friends (Smosh Fanfic)
FanfictionAlyssa Hecox is the sister of the well known Ian Hecox. But she was always in the shadows. But, all that stops when something dramatic happens. But it starts way before Smosh was born. Sorta. It's starts when they're all 15 and in high school. Aly...
