"No, guys, seriously!"
Alexander wiggled his arms, trying to keep the two boys with sharpies at bay.
"Come on, Alexandre! It is just a joke!" Lafayette tried to coax the man into lowering his arms, but to no avail.
Alexander would not let up, not with what was at stake.
"It'll be funny, Alex!" Hercules tried, giggling quietly. The two really wanted to do this, it was obvious.
So obvious, that Alexander let up and lowered his arms for the two to catch.
"I hate you guys, you know that?" He grumbled, watching as Hercules and Lafayette began to draw.
They were drawing dicks.
Little dicks to cover up his entire arms, for the sole purpose of tormenting Alexander's mystery soulmate with mystery dicks.
Alexander was, to say the least, unamused when approached with the thought.
When the two finished, they left Alexander to revel at the drawings that took up his skin.
Why did he let them do this?
"You two are idiots, you know that?" Alexander grumbled, crossing his dick-covered arms. "And immature." He added bitterly.
Hercules slapped him on the back with a laugh, making Alexander squeak.
"Yeah, but we're your immature idiots, Alex!" He hummed.
Lafayette nodded, grinning. "Oui, we are your fools!"
Alexander wondered what his soulmate would be thinking right now, would they think he was immature? He wanted to write then and there, 'sorry, my friends drew those', but obviously they wouldn't let him because that would ruin the mystery dicks.
Oh well, what can you do?
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Mystery Dicks (Lams AU)
FanfictionA story in which Alexander lets his idiot friends draw dicks on his arms to torment his soulmate. 《au: soulmate au where when you write something on your skin with pen/marker/whatever, it will show up on your soulmate's skin as well 《fem!john laure...
