Master Ganon

next chapter (for real I'm sorry lol)

You wake up in a big soft bed, you are covered in at least three blankets and have five pillows on the bed even though it seems you only used one, why are you in this bed? Last thing you remember is eating that yummy food and then passing out...DID GANNON KNOCK YOU OUT!?! If he did, why would he do that? THAT NASTY PIG MUST HAVE SLEPT WITH YOU!! Every kind thought you had of him vanished as you screamed hoping it would alarm him. It did,
"Princess what is wrong?" He called as he ran in.
"DID YOU DRUG ME YOU SICK BASTARD?!?!" You scream.
"Well yes, I did, but I figured it would be easier to transport you to the bed that way.."
"WHY AM I ON SUCH A BIG BED?DID YOU SLEEP WITH ME WHILE I WAS UNCONSCIOUS YOU DIRTY SWINE!"
Gannon smiled "you think I raped you? You think I'm that bad of a guy?"
"YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER HYRULE I MEAN SHIT MAN!!"
"Princess, I would never do such a thing, besides the whole taking over thing.. it's for a good cause, you'll see eventually when the "hero" comes."
You calm down a bit, trusting him. " so then why am I in this room?" You get off the bed and look around. The room was obviously made for a girl, perhaps this was princess Zelda's room.
" Well you see, we aren't in hyrule anymore. We are in a place where you are allowed to roam freely, without truly escaping my hold."  Gannon must have seen the confusion on your face "how about instead of explaining it I go ahead and show you."
You once again take his hand and he leads you out of the room and gives you a tour of a small cabin. "This will be your house, for a while so get comfortable." He then takes you   outside of the cabin. You find you are in a place you've never been before, next to your  cabin is an identical cabin, in between the cabins was a rather large garden with veggies and flowers.
" The other cabin is mine, it basically the same as yours but with my stuff in it,the garden is yours, girls like gardening right?" He muttered.
" uh yeah some do, I do, but uh, Gannon where are we?"
"You see princess I am a magical man, I have created a portal to this land for the both of us, it will keep you hidden, I don't want anything to happen to you...er.. I mean your triforce piece.."
" thank you gannon" were you blushing? What??