30 ways to stay creative:
fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend and write down everything they say - from asking how the weather is to racist jokes to screaming your name - hell, you'll make them 50 shades of famous.
tell you're mother that you're gay. then take it back. then say it again. merge the truth with lies, and half-lies with the truth. then write about it.
rip out the pages of your favorite book. get some white-out and go picasso on that shit.
stalk the facebook of your ex.
tell your best friend that you're giving yourself 48 hours to live and see if they'll actually call the cops.
if they call the cops, run.
maybe you should just go on a run in general.
flash your boobs on omegle.
binge-eat until you can't no more.
listen to some artsy shit.
listen to some rap shit. don't write about it.
read the book thief and cry.
play the most violent video game possible and then try to dream about it.
cheat on a math test.
finish that college letter you've been meaning to work on, then send it in comic sans.
list out all the girls you've imagined topless. post it to facebook.
join a dating website for the shits and giggles.
read the old break-up texts you have saved on your phone.
call your ex while you're not sober and tell them they're fat.
get on tumblr.
just think about your ex. feel the rage.
do all those awful things your friends are trying to convince you to do. #noregrets
go use the claw machine at walmart until you win a stuffed animal. name it. cherish it.
erase your hard drive.
do some anatomy research using google incognito.
download that movie illegally.
why not some songs too.
make lists.
don't take my advice.
call up the person you love and feel alive.
(take that last one for what it is though).
