"Do you ever spill you're orange juice? Do you ever hate having to clean that huge mess up?
Well now you dont! We are now Introducing to you! the SlurpyHinata! This thang will slurp up all that Oj you spilled! Just like your partner slurps you!" I winked. "(Y/n) this is stupid..." hajime whispered to me. "Shutup. You're gonna ruin the video..." i whispered back.
"Just say 'slurpy slurp slurp' OR make slurpy sounds and the Slurpy Hajime will come to you in a second to clean up that mess! SlurpyHajime can also slurp you-" "OKAY (Y/N)! I THINK THATS A ENOUGH." Hinata said turning the camera off and taking the big fluffy orange costume off. "What? But Slurpy Hajime! Were not even finished yet! Cmon! This is gonna go viral! We might become famous because of you!" "No (y/n). I think we should try something else. Like-" "like a porn video together?" I wiggled my eyebrows. "NO!" "You're boring. Im sure you wouldve done a porn video with Komaeda! Im sure you would even do the SlurpyHajime with him to!" I pouted. "What?! No (y/n)! I probably would! But no! Cant we do something else? Like just a simple diy video or something?" "Uugh. Fine. What are we gonna diy then. Make your own dildo diy?" Hajime face palmed. "Okay. (Y/n). You need to stop talking to teruteru." "Haha. I actually learned all this from junko!" I smiled proudly. "W-what? Ugh whatever. Cmon. We gotta start the video." "The porn video?" "No! The diy video." "The dildo diy?" "No! Wait- we still need to find an idea for the diy video thing." "Yeah. You do that. Imma go and take a small nap." "What? But (y/n)! You need to help me!!" "No,im tired." "(Y/n)!!" "No!!" "(Y/n).PLEASE?" "OKAY FINE.. were not gonna do a diy video!" "Then what r we gonna do?!" "We should do the Slurpy Hajime. But with diffrent people. Like replace ur name with someone elses and that person can be the slurpy hajime!" "Okay? But whos gonna be the slurpy hajime?" I dont really know-" all of a sudden someone broke the door open. "GUYS! SONIAS MAKING SMOOTHIES AND YOU HAVE TO FUCKING TRY THEM! THERE SOOOOO FUCKING GOOD!!!" Yelled souda.
Me and Hajime looked at eachother and gave the "Ya thinking what im thinking?" Face. "Did you guys even hear me??" Said souda. "Oh yeah! We heard you! I need you to fix something souda." "Uuuh? Okay?"
T I M E S K I P
"Do YOU ever spill your orange juice?? Do YOU ever hate having to clean up that stupid mess?? Well! We are now introducing! THE SLURPY SOUDA!!!!!" "Hajime! Quit moving the camera!!" I whisper yelled. "Sorry!!" Hajime whispered back. "Guys this is stupid! Let me goooo!!!!" Souda yelled out.and then i slapped him.....
I slapped him so hard he fell and hit his head on the corner of the table. "(Y/n) WHAT THE FUCK?!" "SOUDA SHUT THE FUCK UP. NOW WE HAVE TO FUCKING CUT THAT OUT!!!" "(Y/n)!! Fucking calm down!" Hajime said dropping the camera and running to help souda. "Oops! Im so sorry souda!!
