BTS as your parents, pt1
To: Eomma and Appa
N A M J I N
You: Eomma ㅠㅠ
Eomma: What's wrong y/n?!
You: Appa didn't want to buy me the new EXO album ㅠㅠ
Eomma: Namjoon! You know she loves EXO!
Appa: But why buy her an EXO album, when she can have one of ours?
You: That's like telling Tae 'Why buy Gucci when you can have Walmart' (¬_¬)
Eomma: Take that back! We're Gucci and EXO is Walmart!
You: Alright. Think whatever you want. But can I at least have the new Got7 album?
Eomma: Of course ^^ Right Namjoon?
Appa: I guess. Got7 is like Prada and we're Gucci. So yes, Got7 it is.
You: Yay! I can have Yugyeom oppa's album! (∩˃o˂∩)♡
Appa: Just don't call Yugyeom your oppa ...
Eomma: Or Jackson, or Youngjae, or Mark, BamBam, Jaebum or Jinyoung...
You: But but... That's my bias.
Appa: But but... We know them. So it's weird.
You: Fine. As long as I get the album {(-_-)}
A/n: sorry I'm Yugyeom biased
V K O O K
You: ΔΓΞΠΩΣΘΨλς
Appa: Um, y/n, did you have a seizure or something? Is your phone broken? We can go get you another one.
You: No, it's eomma and I's language ^^
Appa: *facepalms* Taehyung! Did you teach our child your weird alien language?!
You: Someone's Jungshook 😂
Eomma: No. Maybe. Yes.
Appa: So do you understand what she just put? And be quiet y/n.
Eomma: I actually do :)
Appa: And what would that be?
Eomma: I can't say ^^ But SAME Y/N! How about we go by ourselves and leave Jungkook here.
You: Heck yeah! Let's go!
Appa: I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
You: I'm gunna change your contact name to Jungshook 😂
Jungshook: That's nice y/n. Taehyung! Where are you two going?
Eomma: No where, we'll be back in a bit ♡
Tae never told Jungkook that they went to go eat but they did take Jungkook something back.
Y O O N M I N
You: Eomma.. (T^T)
Eomma: What's wrong?
You: Junhui broke up with me :'(
Appa: WHERE DOES HE LIVE?!
You: I thought you were busy writing a song appa
Appa: I was, until I saw that my baby was hurt
You: Aren't you supposed to be swag though ?
Appa: Well yeah, but you're hurt. So I'm going to be protective. So, do you know his address?
You: Yeah, it's 1713 Shining Diamond Avenue
Appa: Jimin, take care of her. I'll give you 30$ to go buy her ice cream and whatever snacks she wants.
Eomma: You got it.
You: Thank you appa! ^^ You're the best! I love you!
Appa: Anytime sweetie ♡
1 hour later
Appa: Swag.
YOU ARE READING
BTS Texts
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