BTS Texts

10

When they accidentally text you. BTS as your best friend.

J I N

SJ: Jagiya, I was wondering... Would you like to go out with me?

You: Jin wtf

SJ: That wasn't meant for you.

You: Then who was it meant for ?! WHO ARE YOU CONFESSING TO ?! IS IT NAMJOON ?! #NAMJIN

SJ: No, I was giving advice to someone.

You: To who ?

SJ: Gotta go, bye

You: sEoKJiN

N A M J O O N

RM: Jin... Of course !

You: Um, I'm not Jin

RM: crap. Hey Y/n

You: What were you talking to Jin about ?   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

RM: nothing

You: Why tf you lyin' (˘3˘)♩

RM: Gotta respond to Jin, text you in a bit

You: Bet y'all gon' get it on tonight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

RM: y/N STOP

You: #Namjinftw

J U N G K O O K

JK: But like, I already know I'm daddy asf, you don't have to tell me (¬‿¬)

You: JUNGKOOK WHO TF ARE YOU TEXTING THAT YOU WOULD TELL THAT TO ?!

JK: ( ・◇・)？

JK: This isn't Yugyeom ?

You: YUGYEOM ?! WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT ?! AND YOU'RE TEXTING Y/N

JK: Hah, whoops

You: JUNGKOOK ARE YOU SECRETLY DATING YUGYEOM ?! BUT WHAT ABOUT VKOOK AND JIKOOK ?!

JK: No, I'm not dating Yugyeom. Why would I ?

You: I mean why would you not, have you seen the boy ? (♡ڡ♡ʃƪ)

JK: ...

JK: hEY YUGYEOM GUESS WHO LIKES YOU

You: jUnGKoOk nO

S U G A

You: but he's so damn fine (♡ε♡)

You: wait. Shit. Wrong person. You're probs asleep anyways. Whatever.

2 hours later

SG: I know I am

You: Shut up, I wasn't talking about you

SG: but I was

You: (¬へ¬)ゞ

SG: Love you

T A E H Y U N G

V: But hyung, I want that plushy really bad T^T

You: I'll buy it for you

V: Really ? But you just said it was a waste of money ('＿｀。)

You: you're texting Y/n

V: oh hey Y/n

V: WAIT YOU SAID YOU'D BUY ME THE PLUSHY !

You: Yes, I will 😂

V: YAY I LOVE YOU !

You: Love you too Taehyungie

J - H O P E

JH: But I think J-Dope is a way better name

You: Hoseok, just stop

JH: oh hey Y/n

JH: I didn't mean to text you

You: Yeah, I can tell. And J-Dope ? Really ?

JH:..

JH: Jjeoreo?

You: *Does j-HOPE's rap without messing up*

JH: Do you really know my rap ? 😂

You: BOI I know the whole song

JH: You've got some skills

You: I know :)

J I M I N

JM: I should've just told the bitch caught in a lie~

You: ... Scary mochi comin through, damn

JM: OH SHOOT I DIDN'T MEAN TO TEXT YOU IGNORE THAT

You: Who were you texting and what were you talking about ? 😂

JM: ...

You: C'mon ! Tell me ! I'm your best friend

JM: Some fan called me ugly today at our fan sign, I was talking to Jungkook because he was sitting next to me and heard the girl

You: bOY YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN LIKE BITCH I WOULD KNOW IF I'M UGLY OR NOT I LOOK IN THE GODDAMN MIRROR, PLUS HAVE YOU SEEN HOW MANY PEOPLE'S BIAS I AM

JM: lol, I should've right ?

You: MY POOR MOCHI YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL

JM: more beautiful than Jin ?

You: Mm, idk if I would go that far

JM: ｡：ﾟ(｡ﾉω＼｡)ﾟ･｡

You: nO NO NO YOU'RE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN JIN OMG I LOVE YOU

JM: I love you too 😂❤️