Tone: Love me right
Situation: ExoLs were asking only for their rights to be noticed by EXO but they slowly accepts the reality that they can't get close with Exo but to love them.
Genre: Funny
BGM at the media. Enjoy! Parody lyrics are the bold ones only.
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Ohh yeah.. Cmon!
What the heeeell.
Baekhyun stop sweet staring Suzy Bae..
( No! 8x )
Junmoneeeey.. Are you still waiting for Wu Yi Fan?
(Yeah! 8x)
Just right!
Yoda is said to have a bed scene in his movie
And dunno if we can dare to watch it
You're breaking our hearts, tryna make it work!!
(Yeah...)
Shawty imma party till the sundown
That latest photo of Irene and Sehun
They looks so good, but the fuck, it should be Luhan
Coz bitch, itll be HunHan or Nobody.
(Oh!!)
Chorus:
What the hell is happening?
Our boys are now doing some acting
WE HAVE NO RIGHTS! (Uh huh)
NEED POTATO RIGHTS! (Uh huh)
At first it was just Wu Yi Fan
And now, it happens to everyone
POTATO RIGHTS!! (Uh huh)
They should be only for their OTP..
POTATO RIGHTS
POTATO RIGHTS
POTATO RIGHTS
You have no rights, just a potato!
Baozi Boo..
Has a kissing scene in his new movie too
no no no no
(The girl is pretty tho, no no no)
OH YEAHHH
HOLY BITCH! Why you guys really have to do this!?
Wailing like a whaaaales, oh god whats happening..
(We could do this all night oh baby)
We have no choice but we have to accept reality..
(oh yeah oooh)
Dating Rumors are so bad
Worst, if it is from Dispatch
And now theyre in a movie with female staaaaars
(lets expect the worst..)
Kyungsoo and Sohyun holding hands
And SAID they're HAVING KISSING SCENES
Too much fucking skinships really
HURTS. LIKE. FUUUUUUUCK!
(ohh!!)
Chorus 2:
Oh our boys were growing up
And now everything has been fucked up
We have no rights! (Uh huh)
LIKE POTATO RIGHTS! (Uh huh)
(Potato riiiiights!)
Our nightmare are becoming true
And its really making us feel blue
POTATO RIGHTS! (uh huh)
They are only for their OTP...
Potato right!
Potato chips! (cannibalism..)
Cheesy fries!
I am now fucking hungry..
Bridge:
Its our fault why we stans these guys
And we choose to put them in our lives...
(oh yeah, you even call your bias "Mine")
If. You. Are. Real.
You'll accept no matter whaaaaat!!
(You are not alone)
Coda:
Its our choice to be ExoLs
And its our job to be there for them
Potato Rights! (uh huh)
We Love EXO right? (ooohhh yeeeaah)
At first it was just Wu Yi Fan
And now, it happens to everyone
POTATO RIGHTS!! (Uh huh)
Face it, we are just potatoes!
Potato rights! (Oh oh oh yeah)
French fries!
Banana fries!
I am making myself hungry..
/# = D.o's adlibs/
#Oh babe just close your eyes
#Or dont watch their movie baby..
Dont be bitter, its just a movie..
Yeahhhh.. The skinships
Yeahhhh.. I hate it so much..
Yeahhhh.. But i still fucking love him..
It hurts Yeahhhh..
The skinships Yeahhhh..
I hate it.. Yeahhhh..
Just think you're a cute potato.
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