[KO KO BOP] EXO coming home tired from a really busy sched

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Tone: Ko ko bop

Situation: They're just really tired from their hectic scheds and now each one of them were drained and singing to this lazy song....Sh... Not you bruno mars (BrunoMars: Awww :()

Genre: Funny.....ish

BGM at the media above, enjoy! Parody lyrics were bold ones

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DO:
Hmmmm... hmmm.. 

(drops himself at the couch while the other members did the same and they're all gathered in the living room while the other were on the floor)

BH:
Sleepy sleepy B-B-H, my eyes were closing
My feet were killing, this day is tiring

DO:
Oh you got the guts to say that lazy thing today
You never even walked and piggy riding with your bae

XM: Ah wooo
SU: This two were fighting again

XM: Ah wooo
SU: Jongin please do your thing

KA:
Kyungie kyungie please don't fight with Baek, ye-ye
Baekhyunie please shut your mouth his right, ye ye

CY:
My back hurts really much I think I really need a massage
You better lose some weight my Baekie-ya

CH: Who's going down down baby?
DO: Oh can't you see we're tired?

CH: GOING down down baby?
SU+DO: Are you deaf we're tired?

CH: OH OH OHHHHHH SEHUN OHHH OHH OHHH
KA: OH HYUNG PLEASE JUST SHUT UP

/then all became so high/

CY: HEY

/all were lost at HIGH-land/

XM:
XIUMIN XIUMIN KIM SO HOT, oh, I'm just kidding
Yixing is sleeping, why we're still singing

SE:
FINALLY, I HAVE LINES, THE LONGEST LINE FROM ALL OUR SONGS
MY RAP WAS LIT IT'S SO FAST YOU CAN'T KEEP UP. WITH. MY. RAP!

BH: AW WOOO
CH: WHY SO CUTE Maknae-ya

BH: AW WOOO
CH: We hyungs will su----pport ya (sarcastic)

SU:
There you go again, stop teasing him yeah yeah
You're the hyungs and he's the 'nae, please just stop yeah yeah

CY:
Can somebody turn the AC on, it's so hot in here ya
BAE, you're the closest on AC, turn it on

BH: I've turned it on now baby
SU/CH: OH NO YOU DIDN'T LOOK!

BH: YES IT TURNED ON BABY
SU/CH: WILL YOU TURN IT ON OR NO NO OHHHH---
SU/CH: TURN IT ON ON OHHHH---

SE: *to Baek* Turn it on now

/Baek crawls sluggishly to turn the AC with a done face/

CH: HEY! (the AC was turned on)

/Exo rejoiced because ac is now on/

KA: I'm hungry now now *turned to DO*


DO:
Oh, Great you're looking, you're looking al at me
Oh, because I'm your chef, THERE ARE FOODS IN THE REF!

CH:
You're just lazy, lazy to cook for us
Why don't you love us? 
Please save your cuss.

SE:
Great! still have my choco

/everyone dugs at Sehun/

CH: DOWN DOWN SE SE

BH: GIVE ME THAT CHOCO
CH: RUN RUN SE SE

BOTH: HE'S ESCAPING NOW!

CH: GO GO GOOOOOOHHH
CH: SEHUN OHHHH OHHHH OHHHHH

CH+CY: TAKE THAT CHOCO BAR!

DO: WOW WOW SISSIES

SU: I thought that they were tired

DO: They're just fucking lazy

SU+BH: Can you cook for us?

DO: NO NO NOOOOOO

Them: BUT SOO---

DO: NO NO NOOOOO

(They all lose hope for soo and relied on the choco)

Them: GET THAT CHOCO BAR


--okay so boring. bye

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