(Maddee)
Juan day Tyler woke up from a long night of sleeping and headed to the kitchen for a good morning cereal. He lifted his arm to grab the bowl from the shelf. He grabbed his bowl and filled it with his favorite cereal entitled "Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks". He wondered why do I enjoy eating nails and tacks so much? Thats probs why he's in an insane asylum. Oh well. He sits down next to crazy Juan McHeffer as he enjoys a good plate of cow brains. Crazy Juan loves his beef. Tyler contemplates rocket horses as he chomps down on sum good cereals.
After this I think I'll leave the carnival and head over to the school for some good children to smell. Tyler is in the mad house because he has a condition called SmellingGingeridous he loves smelling people that have red hair. He almost can't contain himself around gingers. His nurse happens to have a full head of red hair. And here she comes now.
"Hello Tiger, I mean Tyler...Um how's your breakfast going? I see you're eating the normal concoction of Nails and Tacks. Metal is good for you, it's natural.. I think? Tyler are you, ok?" No Tyler wasn't ok. He is drooling out the side of his mouth and licking his lips. he can almost smell her from here her essence is traveling right to his nose, ready to be smelled. He gets up from his chair and walks towards her as if he is a zombie or being possessed.
"Come here you little ginger. Get into my nose." He cracked out in a large belch like noise.
"Umm, Tyler? Are you.. no! Back away Tyler... Help someone help!" the nurse yelled. "Juan help me!"
"Only if you let me eat that tasty uterus of your boo."
"What?! No!I thought you liked beef!"
"I've moved on to bigger and better things dear. Human is on the menu now." Juan stated.
"Juan I can't let you eat my baby maker." The nurse explained
"Tyler, get her." Tyler pounced at the command and the fell through the portal and landed in Wonderland. He belonged here and he knew it. This was his new home, he turned the corner around a talking flower and that's when he saw him. His number Juan guy. The man of his dreams. His name was Ben Bruce. Ben grabbed Tyler and pulled him into his arms. He told him sweet nothings and the fan off into the sunset. Well what they thought was a sunset. It was actually fire and they burned to death.
Tyler came back from the dead to hunt the sexy nurse for doing a terrible thing to Tyler's dead body. She did something so horrible Tyler couldn't stay dead knowing about it. What she did to his body wa-
