On the Backseat

The first time Riley Snow gave me a raging boner

Unrequited love is a terrible thing. Until you find out she actually loves you. For some reason she wants you, and only you.
Then I don't know what happens. But I'm slowly figuring out.
My names Noah. I'm 18.
Anyways, you're not here to read about my life before her. You probably wouldn't want to know either. I was boring as fuck.
Her names Riley, Riley Snow.
Her long brown hair.
Her gleaming smile.
Her laugh.
Oh how her laugh sounds like a dying whale. But at that, the most beautiful dying whale I've ever heard.
Anyways on a september morning last year I was about to drive to school. Not noticing the passed out freshman on my back seat.

When you encounter a passed out freshman on your back seat there are usually three steps you can follow:

Step 1: Make sure they're not dead.
Step 2: Try to wake them up.
Step 3: Watch as that passed out freshman slowly comes to consciousness asking where they are.
Step 4: Remind yourself to not stare at this freshman's low cut shirt while she tries to remember how she got here.
Step 5: Fail miserably at step 4 and stare at those titties anyways.
Step 6: Get a raging boner you cannot hide from the hot girl now sat next to you.
Step 7: Realize that she just saw you tuck your penis into your waistband and hear her beautiful laugh for the first time. (Probably because my foreskin was sticking out of my shorts which I don't realize until much later.)
Step 8: Ask her if she wants a ride home.
Step 9: Awkwardly realize she lives two houses down from you and walk around to open up her door for her.
Step 10: Grab her hand and help her hungover ass out of your pickup. While you realize she's way out if your league and would never normally never speak to a nerd like you.

And finally step 11: Say your goodbyes and stare at that ass as she walks away. Desperately wishing it was yours.

Ps. These steps don't work on normal girls.
They worked on my crazy, beautiful Riley.
The girl who took my world and flipped it upside down.
Wait... Scratch that. She is my whole world.

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Authors note) Thanks for checking out the prologue to my latest attempt at writing!:) With this chapter I put a picture of how I think Riley looks.
Also, I haven't came up with a ship name for these two yet. If anyone can think of one leave it in a comment!