Zodiac Randomnes

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Leo: Fuck I don't want to be alive anymore....can I be dead again?

Virgo: Now I will go on veeeery long travel. I go to visit my cousin...in India...

Scorpio: Where is Cap-...I mean everyone....

Aries & Sagittarius: We have to build the wall!

Pisces: Oh god where is my weed?!

Writer: Don't panic! We will survive this! Somehow....we survived last time!

Aquarius: Barely! They almost killed us! They are...monsters...especially she.

Cancer: Who is "she" ?! Why you all panic that much?

Writer: Yeah...Cancer is new in our team. We have to explain situation to her....

Libra: Who will tell her that awkward story?

Capricorn: I will.

Taurus: * already eats popcorn*

Capricorn: One year ago, we already lived together. Gemini was pretty shy guy. He just played games the whole day. One day, he leaved his room, and started to talk with us. He becamed the guy we know today. We all were very surpised. That day he told us that he lived with his twin sister. She was always outside and no one didn't noticed her. She moved out that day. We forgot about her. But...

Scorpio: She comed back. We finally met her. She look like him....just dangerous.

Capricorn: She bringed her friends with her. They are soo similar to us... Only diference is gender. I still don't know how is that possible...but it is.

Cancer: Is there other me too?

Capricorn: Yes. He alwaaays cry. Ugh...

Aries: Yeah...even more than you...

Cancer: yaaay!

Sagittarius: Oh and....he also likes our Leo.

Cancer: What?!

Capricorn: You need more iformation about our diferences:
Ari is similar to her male clone, he is just stronger than her.
Tau and that guy are totaly diferent. He is very tall, big in every way.
Gem girl is like female satan
I already told you about your twin
Leo girl is hot ass hell. Even I think that.
Virgo girl is....so...perfect...I love her so much...

Scorpio: You love her....? *depressive face*

Capricorn: No...on that way...please...forgive me...

Scorpio: You actualy hear me when I talk?

Capricorn: ....of course...I always listen to you...and I care about what are you talking. Can I continue now please?

Scorpio: *tear in the eye* yes you...c-can...

Capricorn: Thank you. Libra guy is...striper. There is no other prettier way to tell that.
Scorpio girl....is Gem girl x666666666
Sagi is very nice. She always laught too much.
Capricorn guy is opsessed with money...books...and more money...

Sagittarius: You to are totaly diferent...

Capricorn: Oh veery funny. Aqua male is innocent...nice shy guy...he is just 17 years old. Our Aqua was the same in that age. And Pis girl is high 24/7.

Cancer: That don't sounds thaat bad...

Capricorn: It's not. We just don't like to se ourselfes. Like mirror, but with his own brain...

Ding doong

Aries: They are here! Prepare your weapons!