Magical hiccups (HTTYD-oneshot)

Magical hiccups

This is a work of fan fiction using characters from the How to train your dragon world, which is trademarked by DreamWorks Animation L.L.C. and originally written by Cressida Cowell, and I do not claim any ownership over them or make any money from them. This story is for entertainment only and is not part of the official storyline.  

"Toothless!!!" Hiccup called from the backdoor. "Where are you bud?!" He held a battered tennis ball in his hand as he walked outside and called out again. "Toothless!!! Want to play some fetch boy?" He shouted before whistling.

Hiccup then saw a black ball of fur running towards him. The black huskie tried to stop in time but ended up crashing against his owner. "Toothless!!" Hiccup gasped as he was knocked to the ground with an arm full of slobbering dog. It was then that he noticed that Toothless had something weird in his jaws. "What do you have there bud?"

Toothless got off of Hiccup and he saw the huskie place an odd rainbow colored half eaten piece of fruit next to him. Toothless then proceeded to eat the rest of it. "Bud you know you aren't supposed to eat weird things!" He admonished but Toothless simply gave him an innocent stare.

Hiccup stood back up and grabbed the tennis ball but before he could say anything his eyes widened and his mouth fell open. Toothless had hiccuped and before his owner's eyes turned into a Koi fish.

"Toothless is a fish" Hiccup mumbled shocked as he stared at the flopping fish. "OH MY THOR!!! TOOTHLESS IS A FISH!!" He shouted, throwing away the ball, and proceeded to scoop Toothless up before frantically running inside. He ran to the kitchen, grabbed a bowl, placed his pet fish in it and filled it up with water.

Hiccup let out a breath of relief when the bowl was full. The black Koi fish peered at him curiously and Hiccup had to blink before his brain could process what the heck had happened.

"Okay Hiccup get it together." He told himself as he started pacing in the kitchen. "Toothless is a fish. Toothless just turned into a fish. I just saw a dog turn into a fish!!"

There was a splashing sound and Hiccup turned around to see a peacock now sitting in the sink. "WHAT IN ALL THE NINE REALMS IS HAPPENING?!" Hiccup freaked out as the peacock simply watched him. It then clicked in Hiccup's mind. "It was that weird fruit" He reasoned. "Toothless this is why I don't want you eating odd things!"

The peacock flexed its wings before flying at Hiccup. "Some things never change." Hiccup mumbled as he had a lap full of bird now.

Hiccup sighed before bringing Toothless into the living room. He placed the peacock on the floor while he sat on the couch. "Okay what now?" He mumbled to himself and then the bird made some kind of squawk before it changed again. This time into a gecko.

"Well this isn't so bad." Hiccup told himself as he watched the little green lizard. "I... could probably live with this."

"Hiccup son I'm home!!" Came from the front door. Hiccup's head snapped to the entrance and he blanched when he looked back to see that Toothless had now turned into a flamingo.

"Hey dad!! Hi dad!!" Hiccup quickly said as he tried to block his father from the living room.

"Hiccup why is there a black flamingo in my living room?" His dad asked as his eyebrows shot up.

"Because I couldn't find a pink one." Hiccup dryly said. "That's Toothless dad."

"Toothless?!" His father mumbled not really believing it.

Hiccup nodded. "Yeah, he ate some weird rainbow colored fruit and now I think he has the hiccups."

"What does that have to do with him being a flamingo!!"