Student Teacher Experiment

experiment

Notes: Hey people this is my first time writing a story. I decided to give it a shot. This first chapter is a basic background for the story to begin. Please leave comments or suggestions.

Professor Davis:

Hello my name is Professor Davis and I worked in a state university. I teach multiple science classes including Chemistry, psychology, Biology, and Physics. Most teachers at the school teach a few classes each semester in one subject range. I teach these four classes for three grade levels depending on the semester and the needs of the university. On top of teaching these classes, I am trying to get university funding to study human behavior in plus size living in regards to social norms. There are many aspects to plus size living I am looking to explore such as manipulating the mind into eating more when full, manipulation of where a human gets fatter, the power dynamic in a relationship, self-confidence when faced with the aspects to plus size living, self-confidence when faced with the stereotypical beauties of our society, and many more aspects that I am still studying. I am under appreciated at this school. I teach all these classes without complaint and write hundreds of recommendation letters. The university refuses to give me any funding for my studies. I know that the moment I finally complete this groundbreaking project, the university will try and take credit for giving me the opportunity to complete. They'll be in for a surprise. I will finally be offered more jobs and will have the opportunity to teach at an Ivy league school. Hopefully Stanford or Harvard. I would settle for Yale as well. I want to teach grateful smart students. I want to be appreciated. Most importantly, I want to be able to get grants for my research without so many stipulations. Of course right now, I have some research conducted based on other studies as well as based on a trip I took to an obscure and starving town in Africa. Although the research set a good basis for my research, it was not completely relevant because of the differences in culture and survival right between the town and American society.

Five years ago after about twenty grant proposals, the university finally said yes to a certain extent. I believe they finally got sick of me proposing the thing. The said yes with so many stipulations that five years later, I have yet to start it. When I submitted the first proposal, I was young and naive. I believed the university would see the greatness of the this research. I listed all of the side effects to the experiment. The side effects paired with my need for a college student, boy or girl, made the university say no. I finally got my hands on the Ms. Susan Kelley grant proposal. She and I are family friends. We both grew up in affluent households. Ms. Kelley is in charge of the fashion department at the university and all eight of her proposals have been passed. Almost all of the proposals were granted double the money than what she asked for. I got my hands on the proposal, and she invited me to lunch to discuss her proposal verses mine. She informed me that I needed to find a way to eliminate some of the health aspects as the university could not stand for that, and to not list the physical ones. She told me to use the the phrase that the student understood the possibility of experiencing one or all the side effects as well as any other side effect that might arise. Susan informed me that in order to get around the politics of the school certain phrases must be reduced. I accepted that I need to find a way to reduce some of the physical side effects like possibility of heart attacks, increase in cholesterol, and increase chance of diabetes. Overall, I have worked at the university for eight years. The first three years, I spent trying to proposing the research and experiment. I got denied all twenty times I submitted a new proposal. I also finally developed a serum to eliminate the chance of heart attack and diabetes. It was a miracle when I developed the pill. I could not understand why they kept denying me. I believe that many of them did not forget my initial proposal. The psychological side effects freaked many of the grant board members out.

Finally at the end of my third year they said yes to the funding but with many stipulations. I think their hope was that because it was my third year and the end of spring semester that I would give up. In my contract there is a stipulation stating that if by the end of my tenth year, if I had no research grants, I could be fired. The research takes months to even get a proposal written. Then the whole process of the board reviewing it. When I got my approval there were many stipulations. My first stipulation was that there must first be one student to test the experiments. The student must come to me about experiment opportunities. It was specified that the student must say experiment or experiments. They also said that they would not pay for any of the preliminary funding meaning that any things to prepare for the experiment would not be paid for by the school. There were several limitations on what I could do. Everything that was done to the student would have to be written in a contract before he or she signed. I was also only allowed to use one student. I preferred only one student. I feared that if I could not start with more than one student that no more would follow. Despite all of the clauses that went into the allowance of the grant, there was one hopeful factor that kept me going. The university agreed that should I find a student they would pay for any expenses that I had during the duration of the experiment. This clause was put in there because the university did not want to lose one of its most valuable professors. The clause was meant to encourage me to continue a different research topic. It was this clause that did not allow me to lose hope for my experiment. I came from a wealthy family, and I had a small trust fund that I could use to cover prior expenditures.

I had several things to do in order to get ready for phase one of my experiments. I started these in the summer. I took a break from my usual summer activities of traveling and instead decided to plan out how I would go about my experiments. Of course not everything could be planned. It would depend on who the subject was. I began my process with first calling a meeting with the professors of the school. I explained a vague outline of my research. They seemed vaguely interested and agreed that I could create a chair that would sit on the end of the top row of each room. The chair would be larger than the rest of the chairs by one butt size. The average chair can fit a size twenty size butt. The chair in each room will start at a size twenty-four butt. The chair is able to expand to a size 80 pants. My next step was to create a chair that was a size 130 butt. The chair would begin as the traditional chair does at a size twenty. The chair would then continue to expand in order to create a mind fuck to the volunteer. The chair could levitate as well as be wheeled. In case I needed to move the volunteer it would allow easy access. My next step was to create another wing in my house. I have 75 acres of land. My house takes up half of the acers. I decided to build another house that was connected to my house through a tunnel. The wing that I created was a one floor house. The door fifteen feet tall and thirty feet wide. I wanted to ensure that I covered all my bases. The wing contains a living room, a bathroom, a kitchen, and a bedroom. The volunteer would have to live in the wing during the duration of the experiment. The bedroom was the size of a large living room. It contained a bed that is forty feet long and twenty feet long. The bed is a cast iron. Connected to the room is a large closet. The closet is large enough to constrain a timeline of clothes for the eventual expansion. The clothing, I decided, would wait until the volunteer came. The living room was full of a custom made couch with a TV. I also created a robot to follow the volunteer. The kitchen was the most important part. The fridge and freezer took up one whole wall. There was also a counter that was lowered to fit the chair I created for the volunteer. The robot would be able to make the food and help the volunteer. The bathroom was to the right of the bedroom. The bathroom has the typical sink. The rest of the things were all customized. Bathtub has a twenty feet radius. It has a door for easier access into the bath tub. It also has a shower head attached to the outside of the tub for when he or she needs washing. The toilet, like the chairs, starts a normal size and the seat continues to expand as the volunteer gets bigger. My last feature to add to the house was a pool.

All that is left is for a volunteer to come along with the right words and dumb enough mind.