OT5 GROUP CHAT

|4|

Hey guys, it's been forever. I'm kinda over 1D but kinda not (idk if that makes sense or not) so I think I'll actually be updating this fanfic throughout this summer. Feel free to comment on what you like because at this point I feel like theses aren't even funny but I enjoy writing them so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
         ~ cait 🦄😽

-

liam: hey you guys should promote my new single Strip That Down

niall:

niall: HeY YoU GuYs sHoULd PrOmOtE mY nEw sInGLe StRiP ThAt Down

harry: have you guys heard my new album, it's sick

niall:

niall: HaVe YoU GuYs HeArD mY NeW AlBuM, ItS SiCk

louis: niall stop with the spongebob meme

niall:

niall: NiAll StOp wItH tHe SpOnGeBoB MeMe

liam: nialler quit it

zayn: niall's just butt hurt he's the least successful

zayn: everybody knows i'm the beyoncé of the group

harry: that's incorrect

harry: your more like the justin timberlake of the group, you even got the "i just left my band for a solo career" haircut

danielle: damn that was shady even for you harry

niall: i'll have you all know that my singles are killing it in the charts

harry: bïtch where

louis: harold chill

harry: no lou everyone knows i'm the beyoncé

niall: tbh your more like her sister harry

liam: i love solange

zayn: ofc you do liam

liam: what's that supposed to mean

liam: so about that promotion

liam: anyone wanna do me a solid

harry: can we first talk about how you named your child bear

louis: that's it harry i'm confiscating your phone as soon as i find you

danielle: you and harry play hide and go seek, how cute

danielle: we never did that

liam: it's a great name stfu

cheryl: yeah leave him alone

zayn: great who invited her

cheryl: just because my husband prefers me over you doesn't mean you have to be all butt hurt all the time

zayn: first off don't steal my insults bïtch

zayn: second, YOU GUYS ARE MARRIED? and i wasn't best man?

liam: uhh about that

niall: so much drama I think i'm gonna go make some popcorn

danielle: I'll promote your song liam

liam: oh you see the thing is I need someone who's actually famous

danielle: oh

danielle: you know i just had this great idea

louis: what is it

niall:

niall: WhAt Is iT

niall: oh i see how that can be annoying

niall: i'll stop

danielle: ok so i was thinking maybe all five of you should collab for a song or a few

danielle: then if that goes well you guys should maybe form a band, just for fun ya know

danielle: maybe call it one direction and tour the world and dominate the top music charts

harry: interesting idea but it seems so familiar

louis: yeah danielle is that an original idea

danielle: yeah just another one of my wacky ideas

zayn: how about no

cheryl: butt hurt again?

zayn removed cheryl from the conversation

zayn: sorry it was for the best

zayn: she was such a negative nelly

bear: nah no need to apologize bro

liam: wait what

-

Yeah. I have no idea what I just wrote. But if you liked it I mean let me know so I can keep making these. Oh and do these make sense? I feel like they're a little all over the place lol.

QOTD: Sign of the Times or Sweet Creature?

AOTD: Depends on my mood but I really love Sign of the Times

         - cait 🦄😽