quick question: are these even funny or am I just embarrassing myself?
oh and the picture has nothing to do with the chapter, I'm just happy my otp is finally together :,))
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Liam: guys guess whattt
Louis: you're pregnant
Liam: no
Louis: Cheryl's pregnant
Liam: hell no
Louis: I'm pregnant
Liam: no
Liam: wait, are you?
Louis: no liam, I top for goodness sake.
just tell us.
Harry: I might be
Niall: are you engaged?
Louis: me? not yet
Louis: wait Harry you might be what
Niall: I was talking to Liam
Liam: yeah niall how'd you know
Zayn: I put it on my sc story
Sterling Knight: yeah I saw it too
Louis: WAIT HARRY WHAT MIGHT YOU BE
Harry: what
Harry: oh yeah I might be pregnant
Harry: and by might I mean I am
Sterling Knight: y'all realize this is a gc
right?
Niall: shut up sterling this is getting good
Louis: wait guys can get pregnant
Louis: f*ck
Louis: wait a minute sterling who added you?
Danielle: i did Lou
Louis: and who added you?
Danielle: I added myself last night while you were asleep
Louis: but I live with Harry
Danielle: I snuck in
Harry: are we just gonna ignore the fact that I'm PREGNANT
Louis: And why'd the hell you do that?
Danielle: idk I was bored
Louis: SO YOU BROKE INTO MY HOME
Danielle: didn't I just say that
Harry: is this really more important than me being PREGNANT
Eleanor: just to be clear, me and Louis didn't fight this much when we were dating
Zayn: ^^ yeah neither did we
Liam: hold up
Liam: you dated Lou?
Zayn: everyone has
Louis: well thanks zayn
Harry: so no one's gonna say anything about me being pregnant
Zayn: we were only experimenting anyways Louis
Harry: no one cares that I'm birthing Louis' 2nd child
Louis: wait who added Eleanor
Danielle: she came with me last night
Harry: okay then
Sterling Knight: I care Harry
Louis: DID EVERYONE BREAK INTO MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT
Sterling Knight: I came too
Sterling Knight: I'm actually still here
Niall: that's really creepy man
Sterling Knight: Danielle's with me too
Danielle: yup
Louis: YOU'RE STILL THERE ?
Danielle: I never said we left
Harry: we really need better a security system
Danielle: ^ and better protection
Louis: I feel like a Kardashian with all this lack of privacy
Kendall Jenner: not cool dude
Louis: Let me guess, you added yourself last night too
Louis: this group chat was meant to help the band keep in touch with the rest of the band, NOT WITH EVERYONE WE KNOW
Kendall Jenner: actually Harry added me
Harry: Yup
Kendall Jenner: oh and congrats on the pregnancy Harry
Harry: at least someone cares
Perrie: congrats harold
Harry: thanks pez
Louis: I'm not even gonna ask who added you Perrie.
Sterling Knight: could you bring me a roll of toilet paper? the one up here is out
Louis: sure
Louis: and I'll make you a nice cup of tea while I'm at it
Sterling Knight: that would be nice
Sterling Knight: oh and I'm gonna need a plunger too
Sterling Knight: at least I don't record Louis & Harry while they're having sex, Niall
Niall: THAT WAS ONE TIME
Eleanor: send it to me
Harry: ^ DONT
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I haven't updated this in 3 months wow. Not that y'all really care. Well, I hope y'all liked that chapter!! I wasn't really sure where to stop so i guess I'll pick up from here next time.
THANKS FOR READING, YOU'RE REAL
also it's 20 days till my birthday, I'm so ready :))
