SHORT STORIES COLLECTION.

My COINCIDENCE

It happened this afternoon, yeah right before me but a little far away from me,

I am never found near bad stuff. 
   
   My drawing class rep sank, no,  not into his chair 'out of exhaustion' though he should be or claims to be,  we weren't swimming either, we weren't even near any body of water maybe the water bottle ha carries counts.

   We had just finished a lecture and he was going............ no, stomping of towards the professor's office when it happened. 

Quite a number of events happened at that split second, but he went down as he gave me the presidential finger salute (+5% anger), my other friends were just about done asking me if i would just be ridden all over like an ass (+15% anger), I remembered how reluctant I was to leave her soft embrace and the two lofty mounds towards the top (my bed is sweet)  (+40% anger). 

   Well most people scream their rage at a hundred percent anger but he had to also reject my assignment which I stayed up all night to finish, maybe I missed the deadline by a few hours, but that shot it to max level and I didn't even scream out but I willed him to sink right there I was just mad with rage and didn't know what I was thinking.

So,  is it a coincidence that all this happened or that when he finally did "swim" out i had forgiven his insolence? i think not,
but then maybe us arguing about him editing his lie-of-a-register which is to be kept clean and neat and him eventually stomping off while i was talking were only sequels to a bigger event, maybe an alien invasion and i was only opportuned to play a little role.

Earlier this week i played another role in the little scheme of the Over-lords(ullfiiojj) to whom I have thus come to attribute these events and thereby affixed a sacred saying to their name, ( I can not say bless their soul, i know them not neither do they exist,but are in place to retain sanity in events.)

   Enough said already, so as i was saying the little role i played again goes thus

My friend informed me; drawing prof had asked us to come along with our instruments for a continuous assessment test, wow i was happy so I over looked the God knows how many tons I in particular had to transport to school since my art board was officially the heaviest as judged by me. 
On getting to school anyway,  probably his own twist to our little act or maybe as the Over-lords(ullfiiojj) wanted it,

He once again assaulted my pride, me the most obscure member of the class but the happiest to be there that morning, 
it's unforgivably irritating enough that he started class by criticizing the lights in the studio,
he went ahead to blame lack of books,

I should have sensed his direction then what could i have done anyway?  he just went on and blew my day into smithereens,

He asked for the most mundane stuff as requirement to do the test, well you know the drill, I didn't have it, I didn't participate in the test, my energy was wasted, I got angry then I didn't even wish any thing but I agreed with what my friend said and the next day our drawing happened to be found among the marked ones, how it happened is beyond me, but God bless the good Samaritan who did it for me, over.

I am not the only one who realised that I was tied to all this, when my friend said "he has come out of your sticky situation" I knew I got a sidekick but all I cared about was the attendance list. 

Too bad every paper he was holding got soiled badly that's a bit good to my ears, and I was about to treat the bearer-of-good-tidings to a good meal but he had to spoil it by asking how i did it, 

"Any secret tech involved? " I stared at him blankly so he added  " a coincidence then,  I guess"

I asked what's with all the coincidence thing 

"well these instructor guy, you winning a race, having our miss class call you and arrange a date?" His brows were screwing the sky right now and it was kinda annoying but funny. 

"coincidence happens all the time, it's just all my overdue share coming at once"

he simply replied "craziest i have heard"
and he turned to leave "a nice coincidence would be me and a million dollars" he said over his shoulder. 

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