Dragonslayers reacts to ships!!!! :v

Cobra x laxus

Me: *speaks in Japanese about the ship*
Natsu: Oi! You know Japanese?!
Me: of course I'm taking classes
Cobra: Thats weird for a 1-
Me: SHUT UP COBRA OR ILL ATTACK YOU AGAIN
Cobra: Why so hostile?
Me: BECAUSE IM A WEREWO- you know I don't want to waste my time on you dumba-
Cobra: Michelle why are you so hostile today?
Me: DUMBASS YOU CAN READ MINDS SO WHY DO I HAVE TO ANSWER YOU'RE (I hope I putted the right one T~T) GOD DAMN QUESTIONS?!
Wendy: Poor Michelle cobra is being pretty rude to her
Lucy: Yea
Mira: definitely
Natsu: Why do we have to talk to her?! She's being annoying!!
Laxus gajeel sting and rouge: Thats true Natsu
Me: Grrrrrrrrr UGHHH ITS BAD ENOUGH SOME ONE TRIED TO CUT MY SWEATER WITH SCISSORS TWO DAYS AGO I LOVE MY SWEATERS ANDI BACKED UP TO A CHAIR PILE AND HE STOPPED AND LAUGHED AND PUTTED THE SCISSORS DOWN LIKI IT WAS A GOD DAMN JOKE!!!! GRRUGH!!!!!!!
Boys: *sweatdrops* you kinda deserve i-
Me: Iron shadow dragon iron fist! *Punches the boys*
Lucy: it sounds like Michelle isnt in a good mood today with the boys
Boys: Way to state the obvious genuis
Mira: oh dear
Me: That was the final straw *eyes turn red* readers this ship is a no and I have to beat out the leaving hell out of the boys all pourse dragonslayer out! You. Guys. Are. Dead!
Mira: This will be fun to watch
Wendy: Yeah michelle~sama is really mad so she can get fired up really quickly
Lucy: True
Girls(expect for me): Bye readers! Take the fight outside please!
Me: You guys can watch outside as well but here's a warning it's best to stay close to my house
-ever one goes outside-
Natsu: Fire dragon...
Gajeel: Iron dragon...
Rouge: shadow dragon...
Sting: Holy dragon...
Laxus: lighting dragon...
Cobra: poison dragon...
Boys: ROOOAAAAR!!
Me: Thats all you can do? *Blocks move* All pourse dragon slayer....
Natsu: What the hell did she say
Me: ROOOOOAAAAAAR!
Boys: DAMNIT! *Flies away*
Me: Bye readers!