valia; Ek DARD aur EK ASOO

the begin

the story began with shahrook's birth.

"LOL!" his mother had texted to his father. His father was not present. we do not know if his father even exists. lol who is he ???

"Technology is ruining the youth," shahshook said within the emberyoyohoneysingh to his twin brother.

"Shut up," Shahrook said, and then he punched shahshook. the nurse delievers the Shahrook but Shahshook remained in the emberyoyohoneysingh cause da loozer was punched.

PRESENT DAY:

Twenty years after that event, Shahshook was magnificently saved by some scienctist. no one cared though. now, another fifteen years later, he's going to high school with aliya.

ahh, aliya. How can someone describe her? She is stunning, just like dog poo. Her beauty can be smelled everywhere. Her shirts are neon green or pitch black and she liked eyeliner more than average emo.

bootiful.

alas that is only how i can describe her.

Anyways, shahshook is cleaning up a plate he broke since he beyond shook at something. what is that something, you may seem to ponder. Mean like, what can be so groundbreaking to Shahshook?

Let me recap.

Ten seconds earlier:

"I have something shocking to tell you, Shahshook!" Alia screeches, sounding like a beautiful dying whale. Shahshook gives a strained smile at her and drops a plate.

"You're preggers?!"

"No! I wish tho, it'll be goalz if vaRUN injected me wif his bbys 😍😍😍 we wud hv such cute kids!" Alia daydreams. "But hennyway, Ranveer got fucking DUMPED."

Another plate breaks in slow motion. "Oh my fucking lord, does this mean i have a chance with deepika?!"

"I don't care but this means ranveer is sad so now varun is sad!!!! We need to get to school fast so i can hug him!! Idc about ur problems LOLZ."

"Who does?" Shahshook says, wiping away a tear.

"Hi," mumbles Shahrook, emo-ing in with pitch black clothes. He's wearing black glasses and hes eating cereal out of the bowl like a real emo. Not kool.

"Aliya u suck," he abuses aliya for the plot. Aliya starts to cry a beautiful cry bc the lead needs to be hot at all times. "Ur sister that i forgot the name of is so much better. She gets good grades and her boyfriend who i dont even know is cool."

"What do u kno about kool?! You punched me in the emberyoyohoneysingh!" Shahshook cries.

"As we said, i don't care!" Alia screams as she cries. "Daddy, why don't you love me?! Now i have to find a mediocre brown guy to tell me i'm perf!"

Pariya walks, looking like a hot slut she is
She's wearing clothes made for todlers. u can see her bellybutton ring and she has pink lipstick bc thats a slut thing.

"Oho!! The aliya is crying!!! Who even cares?!" she mocks her.

"I do!" Shahshook yells.

"Who are you and why are you in my home?" Shahrook asks. "All of you get out idc about ur drama anymore and i only need seven more crode for the next entry."

"Ok daddy," aliya says.

"Kinky," gushes shahshook.

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Anushka is sitting at the back of the class wearng kool glasses and a snapback. Ranveer is creepily stalking her and obviously staring at her bc he saw a bolly flim once and now he thinks anushka will hanky panky him if he stares at her long enuf. it's not working. poor ranveer.

No one else is here. Aliya is here because shes a fucking nerd and shahshook is here because he has nothing better to do. Pariya is smoking coz apparently killing ur lungs is cool.

"Hi!!!" yodels aliya at ranveer. Ranveer nods at her.

"Wassup."

"Not my sex drive at ur staring that's for sure," mutters anushka, the goddess herself.

Aliya gasps. "What a goddess," she says, staring at anushka with a huge smile.

"Who are you?" Anushka asks, staring at aliya like the bug she is. "Do i even know u?!"

"Ya? We've been in the same year for three years?" Aliya says, already breaking in tears.

"No one even cares about you aliya!!!! Ur irrelvant!!!" pariya yells. I dont even know where she is. Aliya looks around to look for her bully but she's not here . . . . . what. 

Is she like haunting aliya? We will never know.

Anushka slips her glasses back on and carries on reading, like a goddess she is. "Hennyways, where is my babe?! My jaan ?! My everything?!" aliya questions.

"Idk man i'm just here to drag ranveer singh stans from the pitches of hell to here and then disapear for seven chapters," he shrugs. "And bc the author ships anushka and ranveer."

"Oh god i hope not. You smell like B.O and fish," roasts anushka.

"HAHAHAHAHHAHA," alia says.

this is a good start to the year.

but we still need to introduce vaRUN

I think the author's finger is hurting so we'll do that l8r

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