does va-run run from ugliness or does he love uglia?
cast:
alia butt as alia
vaRUN dawon as vaRUN
shahrook can as uglia father (2 cause daddy issues)
anooshka sharma as anu
catrina kaif as slutty gurl 101
but due to some thinking about how everyone is using fake ass aesthetic names (lmao! someone said their name was PRIYA!! what kind of fake name??? who r u kidding gal priya isn't a name smh) I decided to change my name to Ranushka Bitch and i hope u respect that
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(Look at my bb jaan!!!! what a fork ! What a wink ! he invented winking ! Literally no one has EVER blinked ONE single eyelid in one go. it's IMPOSSIBLE!! my beautiful gorgeous non mushroom/squidward/squid lookin mans IS AMAZING!!! he took one, just ONE eyelid, and . . . he closed it! just like that! In one movement! KAPOW! his eye is CLOSED! amazeballs! this man is going places. he is perfect. a jaan. thank u ranbir singh for teaching us to blink with only ONE eye!)
anywho after some thinking. like a sentence I thought . . . . . . WHAT if I started writing again?? I'm like the only good writer on this darn website anyways I'm kween of words! I don't even read or follow anyone else bc that's how good I am! My writing feeds me. it invented world peace. it is like a bible. or whatever they call it these dayz (I think it's called The Law Because America DoesnT Know The Diff between A Bible and America). I AM SHOOKESPERE but hotter
Anyways I forgot the plot of this book beside that my fav couple malaria got together. King and QUEEN!!!!!!!!! of serving looks!!!! the MOST attractive and HOTTEST couple of all times!!!!!!! srk kajal whomst ???? is that a disease??? Yuhi and ameer whom???? salmon and achoo who?? IT'S vaRUN AND UGLIA!!!
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 look at how STRONG my man is!!!! HE HELD UP A THIRTY SEVEN KG BABY!!!!! KING OF HOLDING THINGS 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 MUAH I LOVE HOW HARD HE HAS WORKED SHITHARD MALNOTRA CAN'T RELATE!!!!!!!
ok guys I'm almost done but I need to tell u
I
Made
Eye contact
With
A
MAN!!!!! HIS NAME IS arjushua (can't say his real name so I made up a name. It's arjun. And Josh ! Like a ship name!!!!!! Cool right?) AND he like breathed. in my direction. His brown orbs looked at me. My heart went DHAK DHAK PLS SHAADI ME and he was all like 👀😅 and I was like ohooooo
Anyways cool story time OVER! I repeat it's OVER!!! Ranushka Bitch Out!
