It's every ones dream on becoming a Chav! Am I right or am I right on that one?Thease quick, easy steps will make you the Chaviest Chav in all the land!
STEP UNE!
Come on... The most important step of becoming a Chav is having really low trowsers, SHOW YOUR ARSE GOD DAMN IT! And make your trowsers go really low ;) the further down the better.
STEP TWA!
Speek like COME AT ME DAWG AND COME AT ME BRAW! That makes you a real Chav. You need to have a deep voice, so non of you squeeky peepers can be one. If anyone askes you something start shoting random words at them like, WHWFEYIFDHP9EIHFW AKA: what do you want.
STEP THREEEE!
You HAVE to play on all them 18's blad I mean even if your only 4 then screw your life! Start playing GTA AND SHIZ!
Step 4!
Get NO marks in tests and be like, hey it's cool, tests can't buy you drugs!
Steeeeep FIV3!
Don't let ANYONE get in your way! even if it is an old granny that wants to cross the road. Be like BITCH NO GET OFF MAI STREET YOU DON'T BELONG HERE FOOOOOL!
They are the 5 simple steps of beccoming a Chav, once you have cracked all of them you will be like SUPAH CHAV MATE AND OWN EVERYONES FACEZ! AND BE LIKE PEW PEW PEW AND THEY WOULD BE LIKE NO NO PLS NO!
For any more infomation, just contact Reece Mitchell at www.ReeceMitchell@Iamachav.com
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