HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BECOME A PROFESSIONAL MILK MAN? <------------- totally not sexist... :3
Step 1: Wear a pink fairy hat, so people know that you are a milk man.
Step 1.5: Throw your milk at the people that order it by shouting "GOT YOUR MILK!"
Step 3: This is the most important step so listen carefully, if anyone gets in your way you need to shout "OI BITCH GET OUT THE WAY, GET OUT THE WAY BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!"
Step 4: scream the loudest you possibly can saying "HEY MOM IM ON T.V.!"
Step 5: Dont do step 4, you might get shot by a terrorist...
And thats how to become your dream job of a milk man, thank you and goodnight!
