Aries › Pretend youre not home :3 easy af
Taurus › call 911 and say "there's a wild gorilla looking human outside my house"
Gemini › Call the satanist
Cancer › Put on some music then volume on max and sing along "OOOHHH I NEED YOU GIRL OOOHH- *voice cracks"
Leo › Stay in your bedroom until he's gone
Virgo › Go outside your house then punch him in the face then carry him then put him in the car's trunk then go to the pacific ocean then throw him there
Libra › take an knife then go outside your house then stab him then finally bury him
Scorpio › Let him inside the house and when he sits down onto the couch, get a chainsaw then SAW HIM TO DEATH *maniac laugh*
Saggitaurus › Let him inside then, make him a coffee then pee on it then when he drinks it, he dies. and you lived happily ever after
Capricorn › just ignore him until he leaves
Aquarius › call a mental doctor
Pisces › You dont have one
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