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ASS-Fandom: "Sarada looks nothing like Sakura!"

Kishi: "Sarada is a female version of Sasuke, with some elements of Sakura."

ASS-fandom: "Karin's the mother of Sarada!"

Kishi: "Sarada is the daughter born between Sasuke and Sakura."

ASS-fandom: "Sasuke and Sakura aren't even married."

Kishi: *Makes Sasuke and Sakura call each other nothing but "My husband" and "My wife".*

ASS-fandom: "Sasuke and Sakura never even kissed!"

Kishi: ...Kishi: *EVIL LAUGHTER*

(PS. I only copy-pasted this, this is a post from someone on tumblr)

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Sasuke and Sakura age is probably 32 Sarada is 12 32-12=20 So Sakura was 20 when she was pregnant with Sarada. Another thing, Women have to keep the baby in their stomach for about nine months. Saradas birthday is on March. Nine months back from the March Sarada was born is the June of the last year. Which means that Sakura is probably 19 and Sasuke is still 18. ( apparently Sakura is older than Sasuke from what we know) SSsssssooooo, OH SHITZ THEY HAD SMEX AT A REALLY YOUNG Age! ( well for me it's young.) This could of happened during the time of Chapter 699, or after the Last. If it was chapter 699, then when Sasuke and Sakura started to travel,

  (PS. I only copy-pasted this too , this is a post from someone on tumblr)  

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