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>> The Cheaters of the Zodiacs <<

=͟͟͞͞➳❥ Group 1 :- Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Gemini

※ Aries - "That'll be kind of sad...."

※ Taurus - "But Yves, he's really rich...."

※ Cancer - *to Aries and Taurus* "No way! That'll make us a bad person! Real bad."

※ Gemini - *on the phone* "Oh, hey Meg
.....oh yeah, be there soon...Bbye <3"

※ Aries - "........It might have consequences, but still......."

※ Taurus - "....And Mikey, he's an international cook...." *drools*

※ Cancer - *observing Gemini closely, confused *

※ Gemini - *cuts the phone and dials another number* "...So annoying..."

※ Aries - ".......Having an extra is cool I guess!" *drools*

※ Taurus - *slams head on the table* "....Ughh! Who do I choose?"

※ Cancer - *slams hands on table angrily and shouts at Gemini* "WHO'S MEG, YOU JERK?!"

※ Gemini - *on the phone again* "Oh hey, Kelly...."

Cheater chart :-

1. Gemini
2. Aries
3. Taurus
4. Cancer

=͟͟͞͞➳❥ Group 2 :- Leo, Virgo, Libra and Scorpio

※ Leo - *excited* "Hey guys! *insert name of random girl * just asked me out! Said I was charming and I sure as hell don't doubt that!" *grinning from ear to ear*

※ Virgo - *notices a huge ass teddy bear sitting between her and Scorpio*

※ Libra - *nowhere to be seen*

※ Scorpio - *writing something with tears in their eyes*

※ Leo - "Hey, where's Libra?"

※ Scorpio - "Girls chasing him again...." *starts crying*

※ Virgo - "Cheesus Libra, really? *looking at the teddy bear* THAT'S your idea for a disguise?"

※ Libra - *angrily pops out of the teddy bear costume* "WHY?!?"

※ Leo - WHAT THE HELL!?! *falls over in shock* (xD)

※ Scorpio - *amused* "Wow, Libra."

※ Virgo - *sipping on drink* "At least you're safe now..."

=͟͟͞͞➳❥ Group 3 :- Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

※ Virgo - *casually points towards Group 3* "Look."

※ Pisces - *blushing and being surrounded by boys, all wanting to go out with her* "I....I don't wanna hurt anyone ...... What should I do now....oh god..."

※ Capricorn - *speaking on the phone to someone, when someone is trying to go out with them* "I told you, Mondays to Wednesdays is her turn. You only have like, 1 extra day?"

(Hold up Capricorn, you hire specific people for going out or what? 0.0)

※ Sagittarius - *running around the entire club, hitting on and making out with everyone* "Hohohohohohohohoooo.....I will never regret this!"

※ Libra, Leo and Scorpio - "WUT."

=͟͟͞͞➳❥ And on the other hand :-

※ Aquarius - *shouting to Leo and Scorpio as he is surrounded by a group of girls* "Come on guys, we're just friends!"

(Meet Aquarius, the Ultimate Friendzoner.)

Girls : "uh...."

※ Scorpio - "Just friends?" (0.0)

※ Leo - "As his opportunity slips away........idiot!" (ಠ_ಠ)

Dedicated to my favourite Sagittarius, cynpai- and she sure as hell knows why. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✧