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>> The Zodiacs as Parents <<

Aries - "He rejected you? I'll teach that little motherfucker a lesson." *takes out belt*

Taurus - "IDGAF if you already gave me a list of million reasons of why you think you should go to the party, you're not going BC I said so."

Gemini - "So tell me how everything's going with your boyfriend? ;) Are you still fighting with your best friend? Yeah, and how about that other girl?"

Cancer - "Did you take your jacket? Are you sure you don't want snacks? Put on your seatbelt and don't drive drunk."

Leo - "Tell me how I look with this outfit on."

Virgo - "How are your grades? Are you struggling with Maths? Let me help you. Or else."

(WTF I AM TOO HELPFUL)

Libra - "Remember to be nice to everybody and don't forget your manners."

Scorpio - "Listen you lil' piece of shit, I'll give you till the count of three."

Sagittarius - "I think you look like a fucking homeless retard in those clothes, go and change them

Capricorn - "Listen I know I can be hard on you with grades and everything, but I still love you. :-) "

Aquarius - "Lmao, do whatever you want I love you."

Pisces - *hugs you and kisses you and smothers you all the time*

Pisces xD