thantophobia

The 5SOS House

We all piled into Jojo's car and we were soon on our way to the one place where we knew we could find the boys.

The 5SOS house.

The car ride was noisy with Maryjane and Irene constantly singing songs and Monica talking with Jojo and Courtney about getting with Michael.

"I can't wait to see him again ugh I'm horny just thinking about him."

"Okay calm down Monica."

"Oh don't act like you're not thinking about sucking Calum's dick." She smirked at me.

"Oh shut up!" Everyone bursted into laughter.

"Oh my god we are such sluts!" Maryjane said through her giggles.

"And proud of it!" Monica put her fist in the air, "I mean how else were we gonna be able to sleep with the band get to hang out with them all day? Obviously by taking off those chastity belts."

"Hey Monica I think you forget something at the house." Irene said.

"Oh really? What?"

"Your dignity."

"Shut up! You agreed to have a threesome with Michael!"

"That's true Irene you did, I was there as witness." Courtney said remembering.

"Why did you bring Sergio with us Lili?" Maryjane complained as Sergio was getting ready to poop on her.

"Because he's my second cousin twice-removed I can't leave him."

"Okay well just get him off me before he poops on me!" Maryjane wiggle out of her seatbelt away from the dog.

"Sergio come here you can poop on any wannabe hook ups hanging around the 5sos house." I said.

"At least we didn't make a blog about our sexual encounters." Jojo commented sarcastically.

"Ayyyy lmao." We all six said in sync.

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After about 40 minutes of being stuck in traffic, Jojo pulls the car up to the curb across from the iconic 5SOS house. 

"Well... here we are," Courtney says nervously. 

Maryjane looked out the back window, expressionless. "Should we just walk up to the door, or..."

"I guess so," Monica quickly responds. 

"Fuck that! They're not going to answer to us. Since we can't come in, we gotta drag them out," I explained. 

The girls paused to think.

"Lili's right. We're just another group of fans to them, in all honesty," Jojo agreed. "Let's think of something that not just the boys but anyone would want to come outside to see."

Irene's face lit up. "I got it! This plan is gonna be risky but it's bound to get all of 5SOS out of that house. First off... how good of actresses are you guys?"