SIGNED BY SAMUEL S E A B U R Y {Random Book 5}

16. You published the letters she wrote you~

I just went through my text messages with friends and wow my friends are assholes

Me: You up?
Haley: No
Me: Then how the fuck did you answer?
Haley: My ghost is fucking smart. Of course I'm up is fucking two fucking in the fucking afternoon

Me: Hey

Zach: wtf u want bitch
Me: Well correct grammar would be nice
Zach: *Read*

Kevin: Wassup ho

Me: Yo
Kevin: Oh sorry wrong numberrrrrrr
Me: bruh

Me: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Tilly: New phone who dis

like fuck you guys ya lil' shits