SIGNED BY SAMUEL S E A B U R Y {Random Book 5}

12. Dear Alexander...

Haley: *Walks in withoUT KNOCKING*

Me: *basically naked bECUASE CHANGING*

Haley: Oh hey ha whoops just wanted to ask if you were really going to Cole's wedding

Me: *stares at her*

Haley: ...

Me: I am slow to anger, but I toe the line, as I reckon with the affects of your life on m-

Haley: You're banned from Hamilton

Me: sorry, I just don't want to be like John Laurens, drooling over a married man

Haley: Omg stop

Me: It's a free country because of our founding fathers

Haley: S-

Me: Raise a glass to freedom~

Haley: Sweet Jesus.... *walks out*

Me: thank God