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Me:*runs from everyone*
Ereri shippers: GET BACK HERE YOU B*TCH!!!!!
Stephen and Yui: WE DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER!
Me: Lies!!!!
Marco: I'll kill you for making half jokes
Mike: YOU SMUT OBSESSED FUDGE CAKE FUDGER!!!!
Marcel: HOW DARE YOU DISS ON MIMI X AMETHYST
me: WELL F*CK YOU TOO
Gary: We must save my-*kicks him out of the book*
Me: OH HELL NAH GET OUT OF MY BOOK
GO BACK TO MIMI!!!
That one Titan from season one running on drugs:*chases after me* IM FABULOUS!!
Me:...*keeps running*
Eren: TITAN TITAN TITAN!!!
Armin: I NEED A NEW BOOOKKKKK
LIBARY HERE I COME!
Mikasa: EREN!!!!!!
Me: EREMIKA!!!!!
Eren and Mikasa: *stop and blush*
Me:*pushes them together making them kiss*
Eren: *blushing madly*
Mikasa:*jaw dropped and blushing*
Ereri shippers: YOU B*TCH THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LEVI *put on odm gear and fly after me with swords*
Me: ONE PUNNNNNNNNCHH *runs as fast as saitama but instantly gets elbowed into space by the one and only Saitama*
Saitama: I forgot to buy eggs *skips away*
Me:*flies back down watching everyone chase me* I'm doomed...
Miche:*crawling after me* YOU DIDN'T PREVENT THE MEMES OF ME DYING TYLER!
Me: THATS JADS FAULT!
Jad:*in an AC-130*
Me: Sh*t...*keeps running*
Jad: DON'T BLAME ME YOU F*CKER!!! *shoots at me*
Me:*flies into the air from the explosion*
AHHHH!!
Mimi: KAWAII SAVAGE KIK!!! *kicks me*
Saitama: *One punches me*
Time gets slower...
This is it...
I'm dieing...
Wait a minute I still have a power!
Me: F*CK YOUR LOGIC!!!!!!!!
Everyone: Stops and falls to the ground
Maka: YOU CAN'T STOP USSSS SOUL RESONANCE
Maka and Soul: AHHHHHHHG!
Maka: GENE HUNTER!
Me: Sh*t...*gets cut in half*
Kid: *shoots his death cannons at me*
Blackstar: IM THE AMAZING BLACKSTAR AND ILL KILL YOU *slices me as well*
Me: Hacks...I call hacks
Them: Huh?
Me: MADDDDDDD SKILLLZZZZ FFFFF*CCCCCK YOUR LOGIG!
*heals and turns into a dank person*
All three: WHATTT!!!!
Me: KILLER MOVE SUPER SERIOUS PUNCH
*Punches them*
All three:*fly back through 100 buildings*
Me: MUHAHAHA I SHALL BECOME THE MOST EVIL KESHIN
Death: *reaper chops me then throws me into space*
Me:*flies back down* Owww....
Death: Now stop this nonsense
Me: 🎶TSUNAIDA TAMASHII NO HI GA
MUNE WO SASU NARA! 🎶 (the first opening lyrics to soul eater) (translation in english: If the lamps of linked souls point to your heart)
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Mimi_on_Titan
Marceloco123
Stephen-yeager
Awadaj8
I'm bored...

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