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Chiyo: TYLER GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!
Me:*hides in a tree*
Chiyo: YOU LITTLE SH*T YOU DON'T EVER MAKE HALF JOKES!!!!!!
Me: I don't know I can stop. Your insults are a little half assed. *laughs my butt off*
Chiyo: GRRRRRAAAAAHHHG *runs off*
Me: Pfft *eats a chocolate bar*

Over by Mike and the gang...
Mike: So yeah I have a pretty big surplus of food at home.
Mimi: Sheesh that's a lot of food
Sasha and Connie: Can we Have some? *drools*
Renee:*sniff sniff* I smell chocolate
*sniff sniff* Chocolate Bar *her eyes turn red and glow and her tongue sticks out as she follows the smell*

Back at the tree...

Me:*still eating chocolate*
Chiyo:*comes back with a chain saw* TIME TO F*CKING DIE!
Me: Oh please i'm so scared to get cut in HALF! *laughs*
Chiyo: IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!! *cuts down the tree*
Me: AHH! *hops off the tree and runs*
Renee: GIMME YOUR CHOCOLATE
*jumps at me*
Me:*dodges* No f*ck you this is mine
Chiyo and Renee: GET BACK HERE!!!!
All three:*pass by Mike Mimi and Betty*
Mike and Mimi:*sigh and just ignore it with a sip of tea*
Betty: TYLER I'LL SAVE YOU! *runs after us*
Me: PLEASE DO *runs faster*
Armin: EREN, NOO!
Me:*knocks into Eren which he lets go of the spider and it lands on Armin's Shirt*
Armin:*screams like the English dub Armin*

XDD!! Watch it if you want.
Now Back to the story
Eren and I:*tumbles and falls down a cliff*
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *hits the ground*
Betty: TYLER!!!!
Mikasa: EREN!!!!
Mike and Mimi: OH MY GOD!
Chiyo: Oh no what have I done!!!
Renee: chocolate?
CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!
Levi:*sips on tea* I don't really care
Petra: HEICHŌ!!!! *slaps him*
Levi:*spits out his tea* OWW DAMMIT!!
Petra: That was uncalled for!
Death the Kid: NOOO SUCH PERFECT SYMMETRY!!!
Everyone:*looks at kid*
Kid: *Trying to position his painting perfectly while crying his eyeballs out*
Luna: KID WHAT THE HELL THIS IS NOT THE TIME!
Maria: YEAH IT'S NOT KID!!!!
All seven homunculi: THERES ARE ARM REST GET HER!
Luna: OH NO YOU DON'T *cuts them in half with an scythe  and the gene hunter technique as their philosopher stones break and all 7 die*
Luna: Thanks Soul.
Soul: Sure anytime...
Betty:*crying her eyeballs out*  T-Tyler...
Mikasa:*crying her eyes out too* E-Eren...
Mike: THEY WERE TOO YOUNG!!!!
Stephen and Yui: He was supposed to marry the tree...
Everyone: *crying*

One month later...
The gang: *Depressingly sitting outside and doing nothing*
Betty: I need Tyler
Mikasa: I need Eren
Betty and Mikasa: WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DIE?!!!! *hug each other and cry*
Renee: *sitting in a corner eating chocolate ice cream depressingly*
Mike: Another tissue please Mimi *sniffle*
Mimi: Y-Yeah sure *hand him one and sniffles*
Chiyo: I didn't want him to actually die...*cries*
Luna: Damm it...
Maria:*hugging kid and crying*
Petra:*sniffles*
Levi: I honestly still don't give a f*ck.
Everyone:*glares at Levi*
Levi: What?
Everyone:*beats the sh*t out of Levi*
Me: Would you guys give the shorty a break?
Eren: Sheesh I couldn't even beat up the corporal like that...
Levi: FIRST OF ALL ITS CAPTAIN!!!
SECOND OF ALL SHE'S A SHORTY!
*points to Luna*
Luna:*smacks him on the head with a big textbook* YOU NANO PINT SIZED SHRIMP!!!
Kid: Symmetry...
Maria: KID!!!
Kid: Sorry...
Everyone: *looks up at us* GUYS!!
Betty: TYLER!!!! *tackles me into a hug crying*
Mikasa: EREN!!!! *hugs him tightly and cries*
Me and Eren: Hey guys *smiles and comforts our lovers*
Mike and Mimi: YAY THERE ALIVE!!! BYLER ISNT DEAD!
Chiyo: Thank god I'm so sorry Tyler
Me: I forgive you *smiles and hugs her then goes back to hugging Betty*
Renee: Chocolate...*looks down depressed*
Me: *tosses her some chocolate bars*
Renee: CHOCOLATE?!!! OMG THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!
Me:*chuckles* Your welcome
Maria: Thank God my buddy is okay!
Stephen and Yui: TREELYR!!!!

And so the gang was now happy once again
And they lived happily ever after
THE END
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