Fuck.
"Ah you retards are hurting my ears!" Minseok hyung called out from my phone as me and my invisible siser fighted.
I didnt know the call with me and minseok hyung was still on!
"Bitch youre not even my sister so um bye bye! You are not real and not nice. Go die in a hole oh wait! You already died you ugly ass bitch." I yelled at my sister.
"Uh yeah right! Bitch dont get on my level!! Im not smarter than you who cant get invisible A pluses when you can! Bitch its opposite day you not mofo. Go dont get yo eyes checked!" My invisible sis pointed out. Bitch, lies.
"Aish its not even opposite day! Liteally baek your invisble sister just complemented you. I also think she conformed whe was invisible." Minseok yelled from the phone.
Wahhhhh i see waz goin on.
"Yah you baekhyuns lil twit! GET ON MY LEVEL BEFORE YOU TALK TO BAEKHYUN YO. NO ONE ASKED YOU TO BE ALIVE. So how about you go dig yourself a hole to die in. You're welcome." Minseok hyung yelled then stopped the call.
"YAH YOU PABO LIL POTATO. GOD ASKED ME TO BE ALIVE ARE YOU DUMBBBB. ILL DIG A HOLE FOR YOU TO DROWN IN. THANK YOU VERY MUCH." My invisible sister snapped. But who tf is she talking to?
Luham : can you guys uh, shut it! I'm trying to find a cute girlfriend!
Minas : HA
Mark-Lee : HA
Minas : mark, i saw what you posted on instagram. I forgot, did i ask you to post that picture
Mark-Lee: y..es..
Minas : mmk.
LISA : back off boys! ~
Taeyeon : urrm, are you assuming my gender?
JENNIE : BLACK PINK IN YOUR AREA!
JISOO : BACK OFF!
ROSÉ : BLACK PINK IN YO AREAAAAA AH!
LISA : CLICK BADDA-
ROSÉ : um, lisa? I thought we were singing our comeback song.. not our debut song.
LISA : Oh! I am super duper sorry! I really am ;(
JENNIE : awweee its ok bb
JISOO : yes deer, yes!
Minas : who is u
Taeyong : woabahhhaha tere, you havent heard of fricken dicken blackpink?
WinWin : I don't. I only remember the time i had se..x. with...-
Taeyong : have you been dickening cheating on me?! You know what I told you! If you ever did, I would date Pussyiel Dickest!
WinWin : ah! You know how much I hate that guy! I would never cheat on you my bb!
Taeyong : fine, I am letting you off the hook.
Taeyeon : oh HaA.
Minas : luham, Did you find a girl? Maybe you should send them a song of yurss?
Luham : yes I have actually and Im planning to steal her lips tonite, what song anyways?
Minas : this song, my lovely ex:
Luham : fuck..
Next time il write a chap longer night
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