BTS Text And Short Stories

Jin's Dad Joke's

Your POV

*sigh* another boring life here in BTS Dorm......

I lazily got up from my bed and i go downstairs to eat some breakfast

And then i saw Jin cooking hotdogs and fried rice.....YAAAY! MY FAVORITE

"Good morning Jin-oppa!" i said happily as i excitedly sat on our dining table

"well someone's have a good mood" Taehyung said as he sat down beside me and the other members sat on their seats

"Yah! I am! Cause it's hotdog!!!" i said and smile at him showing my gummy smile with my eye smile

"awww!! Your soo cute y/n!" Taehyung said as he squeeze both of my chubby cheeks (A/N: well if you don't have a chubby cheeks..........just bear with me)

"Here is our breakfast of the day~~~" Jin sang happily while placing the hotdogs on the table then i quickly get two hotdogs and put it on my plate then they giggled at me which is really annoying
"What?" i said with my irritated voice

"pig" Suga said with swaeg

"Oh! Oh! I have puns! I have Puns!" Jin said.......ohh no...here he goese again

"What do you call a dog in a fire" he said giggling

"HOTDOG! A HOTDOG!" he yelled.......while all of us our face is like
(-_-)

"Get it? Because the dog is on fire so the dog is hot.....so HOTDOG!!!" then he laughs like wiping a window...... And that don't make any sense at all and the only one who laugh at his joke or puns or whatever is Jimin and Yoongi give them a disgusted look

"can you reach me the juice please?" Yoongi said and all of us laugh because of Yoongi's action

"what?" he said with swaeg

"N-nothing!" Hoseokie said while still laughing

"I got another one!!!" Jin-oppa said and all of us stared at him

"What does a couch say to another couch at the side of the room?" He excitedly said (A/N:i got this joke from the BTS Messenger if you recognise this one)

"Whaaattt" The 7 of us said as if we were a choir singing together

"We're sofa away!!!!" Then he laugh again like a wipping window again........but this time Me, Namjoin oppa, Hoseokie, and Jiminie laugh at his joke

"Sofa king funny hyung!" Hoseokie said and all of us laugh at what Hoseokie said to Jin oppa....except for Yoongi oppa

"I'm sofa king outta here" Yoongi oppa said with a cold tone on his voice

"Nice one hyung!!!" Jungkookie shouted and give Yoongi oppa a thumbs up

"You know Hyung that your dead to Yoongi hyung right?" Namjoon said

"Yep....." And with that he go and run away outside the house

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