I Am Iron Woman

Chapter 2:

"Your making dinner." I said sitting down on the couch.

"but I'm the guest, and your boss."

"I let u stay here." He rolled his eyes and went into the kitchen.

-5-hours-later-

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

"Wtf!" I screamed getting up the fire alarm was going off.

smoke was flooding out of the kitchen.

then out walked a unsatisfied Tony Stark with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

"I hope your happy." he said handing me the sandwich.

I looked at the time it had taken him 4hours to make a sandwich?

Walking into the kitchen, there wasn't a fire, but milk splattered on the floor, flour on the walls, what I hope is pepto-bismol splattered on the fridge and a egg dropping from the ceiling.

"what did you do?" I said looking around the room.

"not my fault you asked me too in the first place." Then I slipped on some spilt milk landing hard on my ass.

I just lost what's left of my dignity.

"Aww baby your wet for me." He said offering me a hand up.

I took his hand, and pulled him down with me.

"You just dive right in don't you?" I said in the same tone.

I looked up to see the reason the fire alarm was still blaring.

He had burnt some toast.

I crawled out of the puddle of my dignity, and shut the fire alarm off.

"I'm going to sleep," I said rubbing my eyes.

"Me too." I guess the rest of the night consisted of tv, and reminiscing of our adventures as kids.

--the next morning--

I felt all warm and fuzzy turning around on the floor.

Wait I had fell asleep on the couch, and what is on my waist?

I started screaming and kicking, my eyes flickered open, and I saw a ready-to-kill Tony Stark.

His arms was still on my leg.

"How did I get on the floor?"

Then he burst out laughing.

"How is that funny?"

"Don't pass out when there are markers about!"

"Your joking!" I ran into the bathroom to see a penis drawn across my forehead,

"what are you a two year old?" I scowled trying to scrub it off.

"Yes, a millionaire, educated two year old, that doesn't know how to cook."

I scrubbed off the last of the sharpie.

My forehead was blaze red.

Then I heard the door being kicked. I was quickly knocked off my feet by Tony.

He was wearing his suit.

I heard the loading of guns. I crawled to the living room wear my suit was.

Footsteps were sounding closer. Just as The suit enclosed around me.

They stepped into the living room. I flew right out the window. Quickly joined by Tony we flew into the streets of Malibu, and over.

"I liked that house!" I scowled into the radio.

"I will buy you a new one." I could tell he was rolling his eyes.

"Where are we going?"

"Well I'm go into find out more about this guy." We flew for what felt like hours.

We landed in Ronneby, Minnesota.

It was snowing out, and almost dark.

We left the suits in a hedge next door, and went inside the grill and bar.

The news was on, and everybody has surrounded the tv.

"Now for the latest news. Ironman? Try ironwoman with these latest pictures show a female In a suit, it's not Pepper for she resigned. Who is this Wonder Woman? We will give you kore as this investigation unrave-" the tv was cut off by static.

The Mandrin symbol appeared on screen. "America, you rose up from the foreigns who came, and now here you are. It's time for another lesson. You may think you are all living in harmony, but never will anyone be alone. This is the Russian Military. They have surrounded you on the Alaskan borders, and are ready to take they're land back. But not just they're land. They are ready to take your lives. Surrender to us in 2weeks or watch as you burn in a eternal everlasting flame of hell."

Then the transmission scribbled off, and everyone was silent.