Real life conversation hodge-podge!

Math with animals?

Drawing_Fantasm- Hey, sensei! Just a question but how do you add, subtract, divide, and multiply animals?

Sensei- I'm a science teacher, not a math teacher.

The_Lone_Wolf- I don't think it's possible Fantasm...

Drawing_Fantasm- Oh! Maybe Astro knows! Hey! Astro!

The_Lone_Wolf- Astro, please don't help her. If you do, then she won't shut up about it until it's completely figured out.

Astro_Game_Nerd- What do you want Fantasm?

The_Lone_Wolf- Astro, you traitor!

Drawing_Fantasm- So if dog + dog = cat then what's cat divided by cat? Or wait, would it be cat + cat = 2cat an then 2cat divided by cat equals 2?

The_Lone_Wolf- Alright, I'm just gonna go and let you guys figure this out...

Drawing_Fantasm- Wait! Wolf!! I want your opinion too!!!

Kawaii_Sky- Wolf. Run. Or you might die.

SO!!! WHAT'S YOUR OPINION ON THIS DEBATE? YOU DECIDE!!!!