DBZ Returns

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'Not this time Vegeta' Goku said giving him a death stare 'Haha kararot, you may have protected your family last time but this time you and all your family are going to die' Vegeta said 'GOKU JUST HIT HIM WITH A KAMEHAMEHA' ChiChi yelled 'Daddy do you need help' Gohan asked 'No son i did to finish him off myself' Goku said shaking and bleeding from his top lip. But Piccolo was getting really bored becasue Vegeta was just standing there waiting for Goku to finish his conversation and goku was just happily talking so piccolo used a special beam cannon and hit vegeta right in the heart 'Who did that' Goku asked  'I was going to kill him' Goku said whining 'It was me, you were talking so Fucking long, i think we missed christmas' Piccolo said 'YOU FUCKING DICK HEAD.....do you even know how these go' Vegeta yelled and he coughed up blood 'Uh no' Piccolo said 'Im not suppose to die, Kararot and i get into a huge fight, we both get badly injured but then he just has enough power to send me away...far away, your not suppose to fucking kill me' Vegeta said 'How are u still breathing, i hit your heart' Piccolo asked 'Becasue im made of......uhhh' Vegeta said before i layed down and died 'Hmm' Piccolo said 'Who wants pancakes' Bulma asked 'Oh I DO' Goku said jumping up and down with excitement 'Okay come on boy come on' Bulma said treating him like a dog 'WOOF' Goku said running to bulma and jumping on her and licking her on the face 'Go on, go in side, go get the pancakes' Bulma said laughing. Goku got up and ran into his house where he found a stack of hot pancakes with cream, strawberries and covered in maple syrup. 'HEAVEN' Goku screamed and lunged and the pancakes. 'Okay whoever wants pancakes, better get there now' Bulma said. Everyone ran inside, including bulma and was just starting at the empty plate 'GOKU WHERE DID THEY GO' ChiChi yelled 'I ate them' Goku said patting his stomache 'WHEN WE GET HOME YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A SORE ASS FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK' ChiChi said 'First of all, he wont be coming home with you, 2nd hes my husband not yours and 3rd i can make more calm down ChiChi' Bulma said yelling at ChiChi 'Yeah well if you didnt marry him, he would be all over me im more attractive, arent i Gohan' ChiChi asked Gohan 'Uhhhh...uhhhh i have to pee' Gohan said running out the of house 'I cant believe you have a crush on Gohan, your a fucking adult and hes a child' Bulma said getting mad ' I dont care im leaving' ChiChi said storming out the door. Bulma shrugged her sholders and went over to give Goku a kiss 'Did you enjoy your pancakes sweety' Bulma asked 'Yes i did thank you, whats for dinner' Goku asked looking up at Bulma 'Um, not quite sure yet but if you can kindly talk to ChiChi and not invite her over for dinner tonight, becasue i asked her about a week ago before she got hit by a car and went crazy' Bulma said 'Well okay but she was already crazy before that, yelling at everyone, and i think she killed me at one stage' Goku said getting up. Goku walked out the door and went next door "KNOCK KNOCK" ChiChi looked out the window and saw Goku was standing there 'One minute' ChiChi said smiling. Goku waited for 5 minutes until ChiChi opened the door 'Ready' ChiChi said smiling 'Um im not sure you get why i came over here' Goku said looking at her in astonishment 'Oh sure, come on in' ChiChi said in a sexy voice. Goku gulped nervously. 'Uh.. ChiChi.' But before Goku could continue she grabbed his shirt and pulled him in. He yelped, grabbing onto the door for dear life, as she was pulling him close, she grabbed two pieces of rope and tied his hands and and feet so that he couldnt get away, ChiChi took his pants and underwear of and started to kiss him, he was about to scream but ChiChi grabbed a t-towel and put it over his mouth He screamed to the top of his lungs and Bulma just heard the noise, she ran outside and kicked the door down 'GET THE FUCK OF MY HUSBAND YOU WHORE' Bulma said punching ChiChi in the face 'You bitch, he likes me not you' ChiChi said 'Oh yeah thats why hes tied up with a t-towel over his mouth, when we have sex he takes him clothes off in about 3 seconds and pushes me on the bed and makes out with me' Bulma said 'Am i teasing you yet' Bulma said smiling. Bulma got down and untied Goku and took the t-towel out of his mouthm 'Here honey put your clothes back on in the bathroom at home' Bulma said giving him a kiss on the forehead 'Oh also have a shower' Bulma said 'Sure' Goku said getting out and walking out the door and going home. 'Dont you touch my husband again you bitch' Bulma said walking up to ChiChi. Bulma stormed out of her house and went back into hers. Goku came out of the shower, got dressed and came out to give Bulma a hug 'Thank you honey' Goku said 'Your welcome, but come with me where going somewhere' Bulma said 'Okay, let me go get my lucky socks on' Goku said. He ran into the closet and quickly put his socks on and came out jumping up and down 'Okay lets go' Bulma said opening the door, Goku ran out the door and hopped in the car. Bulma got in the car and drove off to a house that was up for sale 'Umm why are we here' Goku asked 'Where moving and im going to have a look at this house' Bulma said 'Why are we moving, i like our house' Goku said 'Because of ChiChi im sick of living next to her and your never to go over there without me, Gohan or Piccolo' Bulma said turning the car off. They both hopped out of the car and went into the house 'Well its very nice here, what do u think Goku, and i know you may not like it but we need to move away from her' Bulma said 'I LOVE IT' Goku said 'They have a dishwasher, no more dishers' Goku said starting to cry. Goku ran to where the lady was and said 'We'll take it' 'Sure i just need you guys to fill out this form and then the house is yours. But Goku picked the lady up and thre her far away 'So when do we get out stuff' Goku said excitedly

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