For some reason everyone lives on Namek except for freiza atm
They landed and saw everyone standing in front of them
'Oh hey guys hows it going' Goku said smiling. Everyone were looking at them mad.
'WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, YOUVE BEEN GONE FOR ABOUT 3 YEARS AND HAVENT COME TO VISIT' ChiChi screamed
'HEY DONT YOU YELL AT MY BOYFRIEND' Octoturkey shot back
'What happened to Bulma' Vegeta asked coming out of no where 'Oh well she got mad becasue Goku went to go see Octoturkey without mum knowing and she got mad becasue she wanted to go visit Vegeta but she couldnt so they got into a big fight and yeah' Gohan explained
'How did you know about that' Goku asked
'Thats not the real question the real question is, why was Bulma going to go vist Vegeta' Piccolo asked. Every turned to Vegeta.
'Uhh...uhh' Vegeta mumbled 'Come on spill it' Gohan said
'FINE you want to know, i have a kid with Bulma and she wanted to visit him, his name is trunks' Vegeta said. Everyone stared at Vegeta in shock.
'OMG' Octoturkey said. 'wait so she had sex with you while she was married to me' Goku said
'Yes...i rocked her world like a hurricane' Vegeta said smiling 'Oh' Goku said.
'Wait what are you doing here' Goku asked.
'What cant i come over here, just because your back doesn't mean that i have to go' Vegeta said.
Octoturkey walked around Goku and saw Vegeta. She fell in love.
'So kakarot wh...' Vegeta started to say but saw Octoturkey. They stared at each other for about 5 minutes and it was dead quiet.
'Sooo..' Goku said getting a but uncomfortable
'Oh hey Broly..what are you doing here' Goku asked
'Im here with GokuGirl, were dating' Broly said
'Umm okay then' Goku said
'HA!' Vegeta laughed.
'Hey, where did Chi-Chi go?' Piccolo said looking around.
'Im right here!' Said Chi-Chi. They all turned around and saw chichi holding a gun in her hand, pointing it at her head. 'Im going to kill myself.' She said.
Everyone gasped. 'Why?" Krillin asked.
'Because Goku doesn't love me.' She said.
'Don't do it Chi-Chi, you have so much to live for!' 18 said.
'Wait, so your going to kill yourself because i don't love you?' Goku asked.
'Yes. Your with Octoturkey now. And im lonley.' She said pulling the trigger.
'Wait!' Octoturkey said. 'Don't kill yourself. I don't want Goku anymore, i love Vegeta!' She said
Everyone started at Vegeta.
'Did i do something wrong' Goku said
'No but when i saw Vegeta i just fell in love' Octoturkey said.
'But Vegeta doesnt fall in love, he didnt fall in love with Bulma, he just had a kid with her' Piccolo said
'Umm' Vegeta said.
'OMG VEGETA LIKES OCTOTURKEY' Gohan said. Everyone gasped. Octoturkey ran over to Vegeta and Vegeta just stood there
'Be with me Goku' ChiChi yelled and dropped the gun
