Greetings you pubescent readers. Most of you are sitting here reading this and wondering already possibly why you are reading it. Let me give you a hint...it's most likely because you have no life at all. But stick with me an we'll fix that little issue in no time at all. In a normal world, most people would interduce themselves before they started insulting you, but I'm not normal. I'm what you call, a slayer. I train and fight along side the most important slayers in the world. So yes while you're all asking yourselves what on earth a slayer is, let me tell you about all the creatures in the world that I fight daily in order to save your scrawny asses. There is the vampires, oh yea they exist, and I'm not talking Edward Cullen here, I'm talking blood sucking feinds that have to feed off innocent human beings in order to survive another day. There's also werewolves, yea you know those humans that turn to canine like once a month, yep they exist too. Oh oh, and theres also witches, some good some evil, but that isn't really a big deal because usually you can thwart evil witches back to being good.
But back to the point of this chapter eh? I'm Kalia Riddle, daughter of Stephen and Madison Riddle. I was brought up to be evil, And no I'm not talking about your normal evil either. I'm talking like, I can kill a person without so much of a flinch. It's that easy for me. But why would you even care? Thats not what this is about after all. This is about introducing who I am. I am a 15 year old, full of fire and hatred, and passionate about sex kind of girl. I live for the blood and guts of fighting. And love to kill just about anything. Most people my age don't really wanna hang with me because I am what they called, angst ridden. I think that is just utter bullshit though. I am who I am, theres no way you can really change that. Yes I know this is a short chapter dipshits..booohoo you get used to it..move on.
While she has gotten your attention you wretched fools, I'll take this time to introduce myself. My name is Syn Matthews son of Eric and Akura Matthews. Like Kalia here i was also brought up to walk the left hand path and stray far from the right. Conflict and violence are the two things I thrive on, sometimes I feel as though I couldnt live with out getting in to something with someone. Every since i was a small child i would always be getting into fist fights with other kids. I may only be 16 and look like a push over but I'd advise you not to test me. Should you do that you may find urself in a bad way stretched out on the curb on your back with your guts hanging from your internal cavity looking up at the innocent face of a teenager as you take your last breath and slip into eternal darkness. Seriously do not fuck with me if you value your life! Moving right along. As you can probably tell i came from a demented and twisted background that made me into the tough resiliant slayer I am today. I love all things dark and i do not back down from a fight I dont care if its just me verses 20 of you ducks I bet I'd take u on and I bet i'd win. Yeah im what most would call cocky and and arrogant but since when i did i care about what they say. They only speak behind my back because they know with out hesitatation I'd put them under permanantly should i catch them slandering my name . But im tired of talking to you simple minded baffoons lets get on with the story so you can see what i can do.
