clay jensen: i need your help
montgomery de la cruz: what's up, man?
clay jensen: did i fuck up with madison?
montgomery de la cruz: by ditching her? yeah, you did.
clay jensen: i didn't ditch her!
montgomery de la cruz: then what?
clay jensen: i got nervous because that is how she makes me feel and i said something stupid so i took off at the first chance i got to not embarrass myself even more.
montgomery de la cruz: then tell her that
clay jensen: girls like her don't buy that
montgomery de la cruz: just tell her
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clayclay: i didn't ditch you
intriguing girl: then what? what is the excuse this time? i've met guys like you, clay! they pretend to be shy and awkward but all they want is sex.
clayclay : i don't want sex, i would never!
clayclay: wait that isn't what i meant! you confuse me!
intriguing girl: so it's my fault?
clayclay: no! you just...i barely know you and i can't stop fumbling. god!
intriguing girl: just explain
clayclay: i didn't want to embarrass myself even more so i left
intriguing girl: clay...
clayclay: just forget it.
intriguing girl: i'm sorry
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