idk

douche players

Okay I'm super done with this one player. Wait,before we start,sit down and relax and enjoy the part where I just roast one specific player because I obviously hate him so much.

Okay I know you know this player (well obviously, he's overrated) and you might say "but he's really cute and is really good" I know he's good but have you seen him lately? He acts like a total douche. I'm going to give you a hint,he's name sounds like rice but with a B and his last name sounds like heart burn,if you guessed Bryce Harper,then you're totally correct! Yes I hate Bryce Harper! Like I said before,he has a douchy personality and if I ever meet or see him,I would sell his autograph right away or just walk away like nothing just happened. I wouldn't say (warning,I'm going to cuss) "Fuck you Bryce Harper you waste of space" no that is immature and I rude to the individual, yes I hate his personality,but I don't want to have his personality and mind set. If he he had a really good personality, I would kind of like him but since he has a poor personality, I'm going to say I dislike him with a fiery passion. Also,he didn't have to be extra and throw his helmet at a Giants pitcher, yeah I hate the Giants but Bryce didn't HAVE to "throw" his helmet,I would've just take that walk with pain and think we could get more runs out of this and beat their asses. But no! He had to be a douche and throw it and start a fight and get suspended. He had a lot of fights in his pasts and I would've added more days to suspension because that's what he gets and that isn't a good example for kids who are watching the game. I don't get how people can look up at him, I kind of see it but what happens if your kid wants be like Bryce Harper? I wouldn't let my kid have a role model that starts fights and what not. I would show my kid good players that weren't cocky assholes, like Clayton Kershaw, Bryzzo etc. I don't understand how people find that attractive! Like if I was his wife I would've told him to stop being a douche and act like a man. Lmao but it in all seriousness, I just hate anyone who would have the personality like Bryce Harper,they're so annoying and childish.

Anyways,how do you feel about Bryce Harper? Do you like him? Do you dislike him with a burning passion just like me? And if you do like him? Convince me because I'm way too deep into forgiving Harper.

Wow that was a long rant. But that's kind of good? because I just let a lot of anger out but in writing form and I've been disliking Harper with a burning passion for a while now and I just wanted to get it off my chest! Well I hope you enjoyed my rant😂 (oh and BTW, the picture that I added is just how I feel about Harper if I ever meet him)