3 sponges are plopped (plopped is a wierd word XD) on to a table in a line
Narrator: 3 sponges are in line ready to be chosen to fulfill their purpose cleaning the dishes
Scrub daddy: Hah! You other sponges are losers! You will never get picked to clean the dishes! I am scrub daddy! The most successful product on the hit television show shark tank!
Scotch-Brite: Who cares? Whoever is the best will win. Honestly if I were to brag which I'm not about to do then I would say that im the best of both worlds! I have two sides! One for scrubbing and another for soaking up the soap! Plus I don't scratch any dishes! No one but me could be so splendid!
Scrub daddy: Who cares if you are Splenda? Or splendied or was it slendid...
Scotch-Brite: Splendid.
Scrub daddy: Well fancy words won't help you when cleaning the dishes. Plus you don't know the scrub daddy secret.
Scotch-Brite: Secret?
Scrub daddy: I turn hard and am able to get rid of the toughest messes when put me in cold water and turn soft when in hot water. So in other words I can do everything you can do and better.
Scotch-Brite suddenly looks scared (I'm sorry if u are performing this play I don't know how sponges can look scared) and almost falls off of the table
Scrub daddy: Hah! You almost fell on the floor! Are u so bad that you are going to attempt a low class sponge's job of cleaning the floor! Sponge, more like a sad excuse for a mop!
Scotch-Brite: What do you mean by doing what I can do and better?
Scrub daddy: I am easy to grip and am designed to also clean spoons
Scotch-Brite: No no no!
Scrub daddy: You are no longer needed.
Scotch- Brite: I'm useless?
Scrub daddy: I am no longer going to even associate myself with you. I am The highest ranking sponge on this counter. Now if you don't mind I am going to talk to the other "competition" on this counter and if you do mind I don't care!
Scotch-Brite slides into a corner and cries (Sponges move around by sliding right XD)
Scotch-Brite's cousin heavy duty Scotch-Brite plops on the counter
Heavy duty Scotch-Brite: Hey fam! What's up?
Scrub daddy: I think your "fam" is crying in the corner
Heavy duty Scotch-Brite: Bro, everyone is my fam in my heart
Heavy duty Scotch-Brite starts to cry
Scrub daddy: So what makes you better than other sponges?
Heavy duty Scotch-Brite: My beautiful rad soul
Scrub daddy: Well. Let's talk to our other competition.
Everyone except Scotch-Brite slides over to Ocelo
Ocelo: Hi
Scrub daddy: So what makes u a good Sponge?
Ocelo: I don't know
Heavy duty Scotch-Brite: What is your favorite part of cleaning dishes?
Ocelo looks worried
Scrub daddy: I know that you are young but be polite and answer him.
Ocelo: I don't have a favorite part...
The whole world gasps
(Thanks for reading XD. Please don't take this seriously. My little sister begged me to make it while I was babysitting her...)
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