A child eats a generic dish sponge
Wierd child: Yum! So squish!
Blue generic dish sponge: *blushes* Well I am very squishy and I'm always up for being in those sponge squishing videos on Instagram.
Ocelo: Ummm I'm no sponge expert...
Blue generic dish sponge: Lol u r a sponge but u don't even know about yourself. How wierd lol
Ocelo: Well at least I'm not a generic sponge!
Sure Grip Sponge: Oh! You my friend just got roasted and toasted!
The Original Beauty Blender: Generic sponges are used on Instagram sponge videos. I know because I'm famous on there!
Blue generic dish sponge: That makes me famous!
The Original Beauty Blender: But generic sponges are torn apart for asmr
Blue generic dish sponge: Oh that reminds me
Sure Grip Sponge: Reminds you of what?
Ocelo: Maybe the fact that they are being eaten and we just revealed to this wierd child that sponges can talk. But maybe no one will believe him if he says that sponges can talk because he is that wierd but maybe they will because to many people sponges may be yummy...
Blue generic dish sponge: I was going to say that it reminded me that my cake was going to be done in 5 minutes but then I remembered that I'm just a sponge and I don't eat cake or have an oven or kitchen. I don't even have a house or arms. Wait if I don't have a mouth then how can I talk and how can I hear without ears. My life is a lie! That's no fair that spongebob is also a sponge and has eyes, ears, a mouth, arms, legs, and a very fabulous outfit to bring that sponge to a whole new level of life.
Wierd child: Mum sponges are talking and I can't stop eating them.
Mum: Why did I quit my job for this?!
Wierd child: Sponges, if u be my friend I will stop eating the generic sponge
All sponges: No
Blue generic dish sponge dies
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Sponge Love
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