The Daughter of Ticciwork

Nicole Pulls A Harambe...Almost

Hey pandas so I got this idea from a conversation I had with my dad and if you want to know how the convo went go check out my new book 'The Book Of Funny', Enjoy the chapter!
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Toby's P.O.V

It was a nice Saturday afternoon. It was actually really nice weather today it was hot but there was a gentle breeze that would cool you down. Nicole was doing a puzzle and Braiden was sleeping in his recliner (picture on the top) as I was sharpening on of my Ax, as for Clocky she was out with Jane, I decided to give her the day off as mom.

I got up from the couch and started to walk up stairs to get my second ax. As I got back to the living room I noticed that Braiden was gone.

Toby: "Nicole where's your brother"

Nicole: "Dad welcome to a game I made up called 'Find The Baby' me and mommy play it all the time"

Toby: "Does mommy like the game and does she let you play it?"

Nicole: "No, but it's fun to annoying people"

Toby: "Yup, your definitely my child" I said in my head

Nicole: "Anyway you have 15 mins to find him"

Toby: "What if I don't find him? And what if I do find him"

Nicole: "If you don't find him, You need to take us to the zoo! But if you do find him I'll give you your goggles"

Toby: "Okay seems fair, Wait, You took my goggles!?!"

Nicole: "Uh, Gotta go"

She ran to her room and I began to look for him.

{14 min Time Skip}

I looked in every room and I even looked for him in the entire Front and back yard, as I got inside I saw Nicole on the couch with Braiden in the same spot he was before this whole game started. This time he was awake

Toby: "Where was he"

Nicole: "Sorry daddy but you lost, Now how about that zoo"

Toby: "I'll go get my car keys"

{TIME SKIP TO THE ZOO}

I went to a zoo that was out of town, only because I new a zoo where they actually had giraffes, and I knew Nicole would like to see them in real life since there her favorite animal.

As we made it to the zoo I started getting memories because this zoo was one of the places me Clocky had a date on, and it was good time not only because young love, but because we didn't have kids!

As we walked in the zoo, I could tell Nicole was exited, as for Braiden he was just chilling in his stroller, Anyway we began to look at all the animals there were 4 zebra, 1 lion, 3 penguin, 2 hippos, 1 panda named Naelline, (Thats me!) and so much more.

We started to walk to the giraffes and Nicole excited she kept yelling at me to walk faster and she started to twitch. People stared but she didn't care all that was on her mind was giraffes

Soon we made it to the giraffes and Nicole was so shocked to see them her jaw was wide open and her eyes sparkled with so much hope and wonder her mouth than formed an adorable idiotic smile.

Nicole: "Hey dad"

Toby: "Yes Nicole"

Nicole: "I want to pull a harambe"

Toby: "Wait what"

I then saw Nicole trying to get into the cage. Before she could successfully go to the cage I grabbed her arm

Toby: "Okay, that's enough giraffes for you" I said dragging her away

Nicole: "Noooooo! Giraffes!"

And for the rest of the day it was just me trying to get Nicole away from the giraffes before she could pull a harambe. Soon I had enough So I went to the gift shop and got a leash and put it on Nicole.

Nicole: "I am not a animal"

Toby: "Nicole this is a child's leash it's meant for kids not animals"

Nicole: "Why do they make leashes for children but not for drunk people!"

As I was watching Nicole struggling to get out of the leash. Braiden started to cry I turned around to see that he dropped his pacifier on the floor. I picked up his pacifier and wiped it off before giving it back. I look back to see that Nicole was gone and Lenny strap on the end of the leash.

I went straight for the giraffes and as I guessed she was there, I saw that she was in the cage, riding a giraffe and not only was she riding a giraffe but she was yelling 'For Narnia' as the zoo keeper were chasing her this went on for half in hour until Nicole got off the giraffe and ran to who knows where I looked trying to find her, but I felt a tug on my leg I look back to see Nicole

Toby: " weren't you just in there!"

Nicole: "No time to talk, let's get out of here!"

Toby: "At least she knows how to run away from the authority's, she'll make a good proxy" I said in my head as we got in the car

Nicole: "Hey daddy"

Toby: "Yes Nicole"

Nicole: "Are you mad?"

Toby: "No, because I know that next time I take you some where that involves giraffes I'm getting you a chain"